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posted: 2017-11-23 18:21:40 (ID: 100119307) Report Abuse | |
kharton99 wrote:
All the best guys. |
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Superpippo
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posted: 2017-11-24 09:14:43 (ID: 100119340) Report Abuse |
First of all I have to apologize to a lot of animal teams, I really didn't think I'd be able to fill 16 spots let alone this quickly and appearantly this left a lot of them disappointed. So next season there will be a King of the Jungle II, Mufasa's Revenge!
That being said, Let's take a look at our first group: The Wolfpack. First up, the Wasteland Wolves or "Waaslandwolf" as they are called in the native Flemish is one of the solitary wolf species. So solitary in fact that in the last 50 years there has only been one of them sighted in the region. A master of disguise and survival, this wolf might get far in this jungle battle royal. On top of that there are some written sources that claim this IS in fact the wolf from the little red riding hood tale, which did not end like the fairytale, but in the vicous murder, of Red, Granny and the Huntsman! WHO HAS A BIG NOSE NOW? Our second team and the favourite in this group are the AS Roma Wolves. Why are they the heavy favourites? Well, The Roman Wolves founded the F-ing Roman Empire that's why. Romulus and Remus being the founders of the city, were raised by a Roman she-wolf. And although the Roman Empire has long been destroyed, The Roman wolf survived and is still thriving, ready to strike down all opposition and found a new and improved empire from the jungle throne. The number 2 seed in this group is without a doubt The Budapest Wolves. Budapest is, unknown to many, the capital of the Eurasian wolves. This species has been hunted down by man, and at one point was on the brink of extinction, but... These guys are unstoppable: ferocious on their own, and lethal as a pack. Over the past few decades, they have been fighting there way back to the top of the food chain and from there capital, these Magyar wolves will be a force to be reckoned with! The fourth and final candidate from this group is probably an outsider for the title, but a dangerous species nonetheless. The Bautzen Greywolves is the only subspecies of the Japanese Wolf or Honshu Wolf that appearantly has not gone extinct in the land of the rising sun. This special type of Okami is smaller than it's European or American colleagues, but that has forced them to evolve into a more agile wolf species. On top of that they are known as specialists in striking down their foes from the shadows with deadly precision. These greywolves have been trained extensively and could be seen as the animal variant of the Shinobi, now ready to come out of the shadows and claim their place at the top. |
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posted: 2017-11-24 09:49:24 (ID: 100119344) Report Abuse | |
Wolfpack...
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Meitheisman
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posted: 2017-11-24 10:06:29 (ID: 100119348) Report Abuse |
Excellent write-up dude
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Superpippo
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posted: 2017-11-27 08:22:44 (ID: 100119621) Report Abuse |
With opening day coming closer it's time to take a closer look at our second group:
Group B: Sky & Water The first team and rightaway one of the massive favourites for the title: The Lyon Eagles. Without a doubt this animal is ruthless and with no real natural enemies, eagles are already very high up on the food chain. Their vicious claws are feared all over the animal kingdom and are coupled with attacking speeds up to 320km/h. That's right, these guys are coming at you, vicious claws ready to strike at the top speed of a Porsche 911. Needless to say the Lyon team will be running over quite a few defenses! Number 2 on the list and one of my personal favourites to become king of the jungle are without a doubt the Motol Ducks. You see, everyone has this distorted vision about ducks. Lately they've been known for nothing more than giving mediocre advice online. And when it comes to the foodchain, they might not be in the best place. Eating only small fish and bugs and being eaten by loads of other animals, BUT! There isn't a single animal group in this competition that is known to have taken out jetplanes, except for the ducks. These guys are so relentless that they will take down flying obstacles over 1000x their sizes just because they can. They are crazy, suicidal, kamikaze birds that will stop at nothing and that might be just what you need to be victorious in this jungle brawl. A very interesting outsider in this brawl will be the Rabaul Jacanas. The Jacana is a wader or shorebird and so he is used to being the hunted , rather than being the hunter. While he himself needs to feed of the smallest of the small, they are up against pretty much every kind of predator on the tropical isles. But this species has been wading the earth for over 3 million years! How is that possible? What magical powers does a bird with no real weapons and nothing but enemies all around him have, that he can survive for over 3 million years? I haven't got clue, but if they are willing to get far in this competition they're going to have to pull out all the stops and reveal their dirty little secrets... For our last combatant we're leaving the skies and entering the deep blue sea. There were a few participants voicing their concerns about allowing the Shark End Sharks to compete, because how were they going to get to the jungle? The answer is simple: Sheer F-ing willpower. There can't be a fight on who's the number 1 in the animal kingdom without including the sharks. These guys are the unopposed tyrant of 70% of the earth's surface and from the looks of it, they are ready to claim the remaining 30% as well. If you're still not convinced, let me ask you one question: what's the most dangerous part of the shark? You got it: the Shark End! In this strong group it will come down to who wants it more, but one thing's for sure, whoever comes up against the winners of this group in the later stages better be prepared or they will be savagely destroyed. |
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Meitheisman
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posted: 2017-11-27 09:24:26 (ID: 100119624) Report Abuse |
Haha, these are really excellent. Thanks for taking the time to write this all up.
Tough group, it should be an interesting competition. |
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Superpippo
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posted: 2017-11-28 12:45:31 (ID: 100119757) Edits found: 1 Report Abuse |
Here we go, the moment you've all been waiting for: a short introduction to what is without a doubt the most hated group in the competition.
Group C: The insects The first team must be one of the most hated animals in the animal kingdom: the Berinsfield Hornets. These flying menaces are the real deal. Not like those sissy bees that kill themselve after they sting you once. The hornet keeps going and going till there is nothing left to sting. On top of that they have this fantastic pheromone they excreed that says to every hornet in the neighbourhood: "Hey come look at this bitch I'm stinging, let's all do that!" Needless to say that no team will get out of a showdown with these guys unharmed. Second up, the Guinness Drinkers United. Now I know what you're all thinking, what's a drinker? It's some kind of weirdass moth! And we all know there is nothing more terrifying than those big creepy disoriented sob's flapping around your living room. But it gets worse... This particular species has gotten heavily addicted to Guinness, which has miraculously made them more stable and now they've united, to take a stand and subject the entire food chain to their sinister plans... May god have mercy on us all... Can it get any worse than that? It can and it will. Let me introduce you to the Hebridean Fighting Midges. These flying, biting, bloodsucking, disease spreading pricks are without a doubt responsible for more sickness and death than any other animal type in the world. And we've let them enter this competition... Because becoming the king should be worth something, so we've looked far and high to find the most twisted, barbaric and agressive subtype we could find and we ended up in Scotland, where else? I can only hope that someone can knock them out of the competition. And just when you think there are no more horrible insects in this world we meet the Wilmersdorf Wadenbeisser. We can only suspect this is what happens when genetic mutations go horribly wrong. We take the ordinary, though still pretty disgusting, housefly and mutate them so they have and adapted mouth that allows them to bite and suck blood! They thrive in stable conditions, as in hay and horse manure and then they can f-ing bite you? Now I don't want to cause any panic yet, but these guys are heavy favourite to become your new supreme king. So in closing I would like to ask that all other groups try and take these guys out as quickly as possible. I fear that I have made a huge mistake in allowing these teams into the competition and I don't think any of us wants to find out what will happen if they win. Last edited on 2017-11-28 12:45:46 by Superpippo |
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posted: 2017-11-28 13:18:44 (ID: 100119763) Report Abuse | |
Great! Love it. For the midges....when the Lord finished creating Scotland...he looked down and was pleased. Nice countryside, lovely people...but then the revision came in and said: hey, that's not balanced! So he invented Midges... Oh, how I hate these ugly small suckers (the real midges, just to make that clear)... |
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Meitheisman
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posted: 2017-11-28 13:43:37 (ID: 100119768) Report Abuse |
Another very good one
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JackieLongwell17
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posted: 2017-11-28 13:45:49 (ID: 100119769) Report Abuse |
I wasnt able to join
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