Thanks for the kind words Jack. We'll try to be very noisy in the postseason. I thought you had me after that pick you turned into 7 right before the half just to receive the ball again. Luckily my guys remembered our previous match and they chose not to give up the game right at the end this time. Your AC is suddenly tough at the top end, but maybe we'll get a rematch to end the year.

Rheydter Royal Roosters did fall BOT.

9 BOTs now in the league.

Thats a shame

Its hard to keep new people, I just wish they would be more involved, even a hello would do.

Halfway into season 41, lets look at the league mover and shakers.

A C EAST

Torchwood Aliens (5-3) - The bot crushing king, who struggles against opposition with walking and chewing gum players. They will make the playoffs, but bomb to a early spot on the beach.

A C NORTH

Poznan Knights (7-1) - The Polish Paladins lead the 4 human team division as they crush all before them. A 3 point loss to the Hornets is their only blip so far. Some fans are whispering that a trip to the big time could be possible.

MK Saints (6-2) - The glorified souls of Milton Keynes are becoming a force in the AC Conference. A monumental win against the Bruisers means they learnt from the 2 losses earlier in the season.

Florida Gators (5-3) - The fans are cheering in Florida again as they buy players and start to make a team. They still struggle against organised teams and the playoffs could be out of reach this season.

Hemet Hooligans (3-5) - 3 wins for the divisional troublemakers as they try to build a competitive team. The signs are good so far they just need patience and luck.

A C SOUTH

DA Raiders (8-0) - The win over the Leopards made everyone look at the Raiders, they will now be the favourites to win the conference. After years of passing offences in the league, the Raiders are run game pounding defenses into the turf.

Leverkusen Leopards (7-1) - The loss to the Raiders hurt the Leopards, and now they chances of a return to the Elite league is looking unlikely. The return match against the Raiders will be very crucial.

Jimonice Lions (4-4) - So far 4 wins is a good return for the Lions, they are in a tough division with 2 powerhouse teams.

A C WEST

Letaidans (8-0) - After an easy start to the season, the win against the Marauders finally convinced people they are the real deal. The fans will be looking for a good run in the playoffs.

Southern Meerkats (3-5) - The Meerkats are showing signs of progress with 3 wins so far. Team building and playbook understanding will see the Meerkats poke their heads above the sand.

Roll Badge 2.0 (2-6) - 2 wins for the new boys are something to cheer about, not much, but something. Time will see if they can improve enough to be a force in the AC West.

N C EAST

Burnaby Bruisers (7-1) - A win against the Hornets had the fans cheering and whooping as they finally beat their rival, but then a loss to the Saints means they now looking at the rematch as a must win.

Berinsfield Hornets (7-1) - New QB with a modified scoot and shoot offense has seen the Hornets win 7 after the loss to the Bruisers. the return match will be crucial if they are to win the division.

RanchBoards (2-6) - The new boys got 2 wins and are finding it tough as they look to improve. A better end to the season will make the fans see some light at the end of the tunnel.

N C NORTH

Midnight Marauders (6-2) - A good start to the season for the Marauders, but now 2 losses and they are looking over their shoulder. The division is looking tighter than the Marauder fans would like.

birneys weekenders (4-4) - They are showing signs of being a force in the division, 4 wins means they only 2 off the top spot. The fans are getting excited to see how well the team does in the rest of the season.

SARMIS (4-5) - 4 wins isn't what the fans were looking for, they wanted a chance to get to the playoffs. Big games to come for SARMIS and for the team to show some spirit.

N C SOUTH

Paxtang Black Panthers (6-2) - The Elite league still looks very far away for the Black Panther fans. The team looks good on paper, but they can't always beat the power teams in the league.

Whatever (4-4) - An impressive 4 wins for the new guys and maybe the team to give the Black Panthers trouble in the future.

N C WEST

Space Kraken (8-0) - The creature from the outer rim of the galaxy are defeating everyone and looking for a return to the big time. No shocks expected for the rest of the regular games, but the playoffs are a different matter.

KAFakofers (8-0) - Impressive 8 wins means they could be the kryptonite to the Kraken. The 2 games against the Kraken will be a massive test and will decide the division.

Osler Rotties (5-3) - The Rotties are unlucky to be in a tough division, they can be a power team once they sort out the finances. Rumours are the manager is getting a calculator as a christmas present.

Tecmo Oilers (2-6) - The second Canadian team in the division and even more unlucky. 2 wins is good considering and they will need some luck to get any more.


This just for fun, so enjoy.

Another (good?) write up by the crazed king of Berinsfield high on drugs and alcohol. My team has never been insulted so much!

We have rebuilt half of our team this season following mass walkouts when I failed to meet their extortionate wage demands. (Some cynics say that I forget to renew their contracts but I know the truth!) Well it's only now that all the players have actually learnt each other's names and TC is 100% except for all but three.

All I can say is that we will crush the Brainless Hornets if we meet them in the playoffs

(NB - to clarify for other managers the above is in jest which kharton well knows as he introduced me to RZA. However, given some recent posts I thought I should make this clear to other managers who may read it)

fight fight fight!!!!

I should tone down my write up's after the Elite managers ......ummm (***be polite***) informal discussion period......(*perfect*), but then I thought.......Naaahhh

haha! No way! Don't let those turds and their lazy reporter influence your writing!

Yeah well my goal this season is, as already stated, to Beat up the Brainless Hornets and also to Crush the Crazy Kraken. Well maybe that's two goals but who cares? The Aliens are back (on Earth) bigger and better!

Never trust a Kraken.