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looser
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posted: 2011-09-04 22:58:14 (ID: 8655) Report Abuse |
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A single woman put advertising into a privatematter.Is
"I'm looking for a man who beats me not, which will not leaves me and is good in bed." After a few days there was a knock at her door, there sits a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs. "I am a man of your dreams, he says I can not beat you because I have no hands and I can not run away from you because I have no feet." But are you good in bed, she asked "How do you think I knock on the door?" 
hope my English is good in of so you out there understand this EDit: typo Last edited on 2011-09-05 15:37:46 by looser |
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posted: 2011-09-04 23:28:37 (ID: 8656) Report Abuse |
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looser
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posted: 2011-09-06 23:43:51 (ID: 8861) Report Abuse |
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The husband asks his wife: "What would you do if I would win the lottery?" Woman: "Now, take the half and move out!"
Husband: "Great, I just win 8 Euro. Here are 4 Euro and move your fat a** out!" EDIT: Fix typo Last edited on 2011-09-07 00:20:49 by looser |
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posted: 2011-09-07 01:52:58 (ID: 8863) Report Abuse |
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My girlfriend has a game she likes to play.
She dresses up just like herself and acts like a total bitch! |
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posted: 2011-09-07 06:01:46 (ID: 8868) |
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Having a dirty joke is a fine thing, guys. Please keep in mind we have kids around here. please watch your wording to keep it peaceful for them too
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posted: 2011-09-07 08:45:39 (ID: 8892) Report Abuse |
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Q. What did the DE say to the Q before he sacked him..????
A. Sorry but you are too expensive! |
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looser
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posted: 2011-09-15 19:39:11 (ID: 10293) Report Abuse |
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Mom was not home and my dad to watch. I was one and a half years old. Someone had given me tea-toy, one of my favorite toys. I brought my dad tea which of course was just water. After a lot of compliments from dad came moms home. My dad told what it was sweet to see me bring him tea. Mom looked when I came with a cup of tea for Daddy. She looked and said so: Are you aware that the only place that this little baby can get water from is directly from the toilet?
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posted: 2011-09-15 19:41:56 (ID: 10297) |
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looser
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posted: 2011-10-02 02:32:00 (ID: 12381) Report Abuse |
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you saw a shirt for 97$
you didn´t have the cash, so you borrow 50$ from your mom an 50$ from your dad 50$+50$=100$ you bought the shirt, and had 3$ change you gave your dad 1$ and your mom 1$ and kept 1$ for yourself. now you owe your mom 49$ and your dad 49$. 49$+49$=98$ + yours 1$ = 99$ Where is the missing 1$ |
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posted: 2011-10-02 06:29:29 (ID: 12382) Report Abuse |
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looser wrote:
you saw a shirt for 97$ you didn´t have the cash, so you borrow 50$ from your mom an 50$ from your dad 50$+50$=100$ you bought the shirt, and had 3$ change you gave your dad 1$ and your mom 1$ and kept 1$ for yourself. now you owe your mom 49$ and your dad 49$. 49$+49$=98$ + yours 1$ = 99$ Where is the missing 1$ Is no missing You borrow 98$ - have the T-Shirt for 97$ + 1$ Cash Is the way you look at things and you need to look the right way |
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