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posted: 2011-10-22 11:47:16 (ID: 14062) |
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chabi wrote:
Spain STILL has not received financial help from the Euro zone, I think. Just pointing that out 
I think Greece has received two bailouts, Portugal one. And France is also helping with the funds, right? Yep, true as far as I know. |
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posted: 2017-08-15 02:46:35 (ID: 100111562) Report Abuse |
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Q. What's the difference between a snowman and snow-woman?
A. Snowballs Q.Why did the mushroom go to the party? A. Because he is a fungi. Q. Why did the farmer win an award? A. He was outstanding in his field. Q. What did one hat say to the other? A. You stay here I'm going to go on a head. |
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posted: 2017-08-15 12:23:34 (ID: 100111586) Report Abuse |
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A man driving through Texas decides to stop for the night, but before going to bed went to the dining hall for a meal.
When the waitress came over he gave her his order for a petite steak and a small beer. A few minutes later she returned with a fishbowl full of beer, the man in surprise said "What is this I ordered a small beer?" The waitress smiled at him and replied " this is a small beer, everything in Texas is big." Well he had a few sips of beer and was again surprised when the waitress brought him his steak on a platter, "What is this I ordered a petite steak" the man stated. Once again the waitress smiled and said "this is a petite steak, everything in Texas is big". Well the man enjoyed working on his steak and beer while the beer was working on him. So he signaled the waitress over and asked where the restrooms where. She replied " to go down the hallway and go through the last door on the right. He smiled paid the bill and wondered down the hall with that fishbowl of beer taking its effect he took the last door on the left and fell into the swimming pool and every time he came up for air you could hear him yell "DON'T FLUSH IT,,,,,,DON'T FLUSH IT! |
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| posted: 2017-08-15 21:27:15 (ID: 100111637) Report Abuse | |
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After another lost baseball game Lucy says to Charlie Brown, "Well Chuck you win some and you lose some". and Charlie Brown says, "That would be great".
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posted: 2017-08-28 19:00:20 (ID: 100112798) Report Abuse |
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A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his business with the promise that
he would be eligible to win a 32-foot yacht. A born gambler, my uncle agreed.
Well, he won, and a few weeks after the pens arrived, his prize showed up: a 12-inch plastic yacht with 32 plastic feet glued to the bottom. |
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JackieLongwell17
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posted: 2017-08-28 19:01:08 (ID: 100112800) Report Abuse |
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A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” |
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posted: 2017-08-28 19:03:33 (ID: 100112801) Report Abuse |
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The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word,
I have to put a dollar in the jar, and
at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.
I would also do that  |
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| posted: 2017-08-28 19:49:46 (ID: 100112809) Report Abuse | |
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JackieLongwell17 wrote:
The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word, I have to put a dollar in the jar, and at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad. I would also do that This is how i save up for NFL Game Pass each season, i'm a long way off target this year though so the kids are in for a tough couple of weeks  |
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JackieLongwell17
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posted: 2017-08-28 19:50:33 (ID: 100112810) Report Abuse |
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Lol
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Brewnoe
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posted: 2017-08-30 13:02:50 (ID: 100113053) Report Abuse |
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Old version of the OP's joke ...
The quadriplegic calls instead of showing up in person. His answer at then end ... "I dialed the phone didn't I" (I wonder what % of RZA players have actually used a rotary dial phone ..) |
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