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Hunter550
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posted: 2017-08-31 01:50:15 (ID: 100113143) Report Abuse |
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates. Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda. The robot slaps the son again. Son: Ok! It was an adult film. Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know that type of stuff existed! The robot slaps the Dad. Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he's your son. The robot slaps the mom... |
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Hunter550
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posted: 2017-08-31 02:11:16 (ID: 100113144) Report Abuse |
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks the blonde if she wants to play a game. "All you have to do is ask a question and if i get it wrong or don't know it I give you five dollars, then I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me five dollars."
"No, I just wanna sleep," she says. He keeps bugging her about it and finally she gives in but only if he gives her 500 dollars if he gets it wrong, but she only has to pay five dollars. "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?" he asks. She gives him five dollars. "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down with five?" she asks. He is immediately confused. He goes on his laptop to try and find the answer but comes up short. Then he tries texting his friends to see if they have an answer. None of them can think of one. After about an hour, he finally gets frustrated and gives her 500 dollars. "What was the answer???" he asks. She hands him five dollars. |
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MonsterT95
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posted: 2017-09-01 14:44:19 (ID: 100113296) Report Abuse |
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Brewnoe wrote:
(I wonder what % of RZA players have actually used a rotary dial phone ..) Does it count if used as a mace ? |
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JackieLongwell17
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posted: 2017-09-01 20:13:15 (ID: 100113328) Report Abuse |
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Hunter550 wrote:
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks the blonde if she wants to play a game. "All you have to do is ask a question and if i get it wrong or don't know it I give you five dollars, then I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me five dollars." "No, I just wanna sleep," she says. He keeps bugging her about it and finally she gives in but only if he gives her 500 dollars if he gets it wrong, but she only has to pay five dollars. "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?" he asks. She gives him five dollars. "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down with five?" she asks. He is immediately confused. He goes on his laptop to try and find the answer but comes up short. Then he tries texting his friends to see if they have an answer. None of them can think of one. After about an hour, he finally gets frustrated and gives her 500 dollars. "What was the answer???" he asks. She hands him five dollars. THERE WAS NO ANSWER RIGHT?  |
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