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kharton99
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posted: 2020-09-16 07:34:43 (ID: 100152714) Report Abuse |
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Crisis meeting at the Hornets team locker room after the defeat to the Home Malones, taped by a fan of the Screaming Stingers and released to the media....
Coach - that was pathetic, 9 sacks and 3 interceptions, how can you play so badly ? QB Roper - well coach I guess it was my fault, we had an unapproved offensive meeting at my apartment the night before the game..... and well it got slightly out of hand. Coach - how far "out of hand" did it get ? QB Roper - I opened a couple of beers, then did shots, then they found my "yard of ale" beer glass, so we all had a go with that..... then the offensive line got hungry and I was going to order pizza like i normally do, coach, honest.......but they found some left over Chinese take away food in the fridge...... Honk Kong house.. Coach - wait...what...Hong Kong house closed down 3 years ago.. QB Roper - really...no wonder the offensive line felt a bit rough the morning of the game.... I just thought they were hungover... Coach - *smacks forehead* idiots.... ok tomorrow your all doing laps until I can smell the beer seep from your pores, understand me..... |
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| posted: 2020-09-17 03:01:08 (ID: 100152744) Report Abuse | |
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The scene.. The NEW Mountain Shadow Inn, Conversation overheard between Bruisers Honorary Alumni Season Ticket Members Jim Young aka "Dirty 30" in his playing career with The BC Lions, and fellow Lions Alum OT John Blaine...
Young - did you see the beating the Malones put on the Hornets last time out? Blaine - That was a beatdown of the grandest proportions...LOL The Hornets should have called TimeOut...they got Thrashed and Trashed Young - Yeah, those Malones really did us a favour, now we're back to level recorrds at 5-1, vs our Arch Rivals Blaine - just goes to show how volatile things are among the Top Teams Young - the difference between winning and losing is miniscule...whoever makes the least mistakes usually wins Blaine - Meanwhile,the Bruisers rested several of their Top Players, and still won 88-0 vs a team of humans Young - Humans? Blaine -there are cyborgs in this League...trust me |
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kharton99
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posted: 2020-09-18 07:44:33 (ID: 100152753) Report Abuse |
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Gossip from the Space Kraken new fan group...
Barry - ok, we need a name for the teams fan group..... I know we are in the Elite league, but these guys are mean, hard and down right scary.....so we will be back in the Monarchs league next season and we need to be ready. Steve - how about the Krazy Krakens ? Rob - won't that upset Big Dave..... you know he is seeing a head doctor for those voices he hears. Steve - oh yeah forgot about him......ummm......The Tentacles Barry - Nice I like that name......any others Rob - no that's a good name Big Dave - argh........the voice in my head says it is good........ Barry - right......The Tentacles it is......time for Pizza....who's buying..... |
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| posted: 2020-09-18 08:45:27 (ID: 100152755) Report Abuse | |
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No, it's the TEN TACKLES.
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| posted: 2020-09-19 02:27:31 (ID: 100152765) Report Abuse | |
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We actually really liked the Space Kraken moniker, and the logo was mysterious and very cool...
Btw..the new National Hockey League Expansion Franchise granted to the city of Seattle,chose the Team Nickname Kraken...it's very cool trendy, and there's a great dark (what else) rum here in Canada with the same name... |
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| posted: 2020-09-19 02:49:30 (ID: 100152766) Report Abuse | |
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ideaguy wrote:
We actually really liked the Space Kraken moniker, and the logo was mysterious and very cool...
Btw..the new National Hockey League Expansion Franchise granted to the city of Seattle,chose the Team Nickname Kraken...it's very cool trendy, and there's a great dark (what else) rum here in Canada with the same name... Thanks! I really liked it (obviously). I was excited to see Seattle chose that name, it was definitely one of the best on the shortlist, but the colors and logo really make it pop. I'm definitely going to be grabbing some of their merch. The rum is alright, but I'm not the biggest fan of dark rum, too syrupy for me. |
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| posted: 2020-09-19 03:33:51 (ID: 100152767) Report Abuse | |
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Dark rum may not be for everyone, but the very fact that it's dark makes it a perfect fit with the Kraken theme...
Not a regular consumer of the product, but it seems the alcohol content is higher than standard spirits...  |
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kharton99
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posted: 2020-09-20 08:22:36 (ID: 100152800) Report Abuse |
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Area 51 fan group
Jim - what a game guys 125-0, that was an epic score John - what are you on, we played a bot team, they are remote controlled by people in the crowd, didn't you notice when the QB threw the ball to the umpire 10 times, or when the safety ran to the cheerleaders and started dancing with them. Ron - hahaha yeah bot teams are funny to play, some bot teams fans are very good and control the players very well, but others have no idea. Jim - was still an epic score John - they need to make it easier for the fans, maybe design a X Box controller for them to use instead of a Commadore 64 joystick. Ron - I saw one fan turn the controller upside down thinking there were buttons underneath, so funny hahahaha Jim - well did you guys like my Alien mascot I made for the match ? John - not really mate, I did see Steve and Mark with their Aliens, that was funny, we need to get them to join the fan group  Source: https://i.postimg.cc/d02p5tY9/alien.jpg  Source: https://i.postimg.cc/sD1F3rYV/1169824973-jpg-0.jpg |
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kharton99
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posted: 2020-09-20 08:36:28 (ID: 100152801) Report Abuse |
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The Squires fan group meeting
Piotr - lets start the meeting with news about the problem we had at the last game. We only got to see the last 5 minutes of the game. Tomasz - the idea was good, we dress up as Knights and cheer from the stands, maybe even get the camera's on us, that would have been good. Jakub - pity the stewards didn't see it that way, I was strip searched 5 times before we got into the stadium. The chainmail armour is a real pain to get into, I got rust marks all over my body now and my sword is bent. Piotr - I told you to make one out of wood and tape and not cardboard, once it gets wet it is ruined. Tomasz - I was stopped 6 times, we need to rethink this for the next game, who objects to green tights and tabards ?  Source: https://i.postimg.cc/LsKGkgrX/article-0-0-A29-F7-D5000005-DC-918-634x378.jpg |
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posted: 2020-09-20 11:56:43 (ID: 100152812) Report Abuse |
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Meeting of the Paint it Black fan group of the Home Malones
Dave - Nice win by the guys makes us 7-0 now, we got a bye game now, so time to work on the fan group newsletter. Rex - I started on a logo for the magazine, check it out....  Source: https://i.postimg.cc/vHWCKCKh/fposter-small-wall-texture-product-750x1000-u6.jpg Harry - looks good, but the words should be in black Rex - what.....you won't be able to see the words if it is in black, its stupid Harry - well we want it to match the teams shirts, black numbers on a black shirt, I know it makes it hard to see who done what, but it should match. Dave - i agree with Harry, black words will look better, it will go with the "we are the bad boys of the league" vibe Rex - black on black doesn't make sense, I can change the words to black, but it should be on a different colour.......give me 10 minutes.......  Source: https://i.postimg.cc/tC0L29B7/download.jpg Dave - yeah looks better..... now to work on the content.....any ideas |
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