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Cheesehead
posted: 2017-06-21 20:48:36 (ID: 100108466) Report Abuse
philjc wrote:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


Surely one of the best posts ever on RZA
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thomastem
posted: 2017-06-21 20:59:50 (ID: 100108468) Report Abuse

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JackieLongwell17
posted: 2017-06-21 21:48:32 (ID: 100108470) Report Abuse
thomastem wrote:

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We. Can't see it, Stick Figure
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thomastem
posted: 2017-06-21 21:52:35 (ID: 100108471) Report Abuse
What do you mean by "We"?

Who is a stick figure?

What is the difference between purple?
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JackieLongwell17
posted: 2017-06-21 22:04:33 (ID: 100108473) Report Abuse
thomastem wrote:
What do you mean by "We"? The people who read this forum

Who is a stick figure? You

What is the difference between purple?[/quotes]I have no clu
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thomastem
posted: 2017-06-21 22:06:41 (ID: 100108474) Report Abuse
JackieLongwell17 wrote:
thomastem wrote:
What do you mean by "We"? The people who read this forum

Who is a stick figure? You

What is the difference between purple?[/quotes]I have no clu


You spelled clue wrong.
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JackieLongwell17
posted: 2017-06-21 22:19:33 (ID: 100108475) Report Abuse
thomastem wrote:
JackieLongwell17 wrote:
thomastem wrote:
What do you mean by "We"? The people who read this forum

Who is a stick figure? You

What is the difference between purple?[/quotes]I have no clu


You spelled clue wrong.[/quotes


Out of everything, you noticed that? And I know
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Buddy Ryan
posted: 2017-06-22 00:37:37 (ID: 100108478)  Edits found: 1 Report Abuse
JackieLongwell17 wrote:
Here's the first part:
I walked in to find Joona Uronen, my Head Coach, standing in the middle of the circle my team made around him.
“How are they doing” I asked him.
“Well, I haven't had a chance to see if they were good. I just got here, eight minutes ago. Do you want to see if they're good?”
“Sure but I have to take attendance. Speaking of, where is the attendance sheet?”I don't know, maybe one of the other coaches has them.”
“I'll go look for it. Meanwhile, you get the guys in two groups, one offense and one defense.”
“Okay, wait don't I need the roster?”
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M ALL OVER HERE TRYING TO GET THE ATTENDANCE SHEET AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!”
“No I'm actually talking about you being an idiot.”
“Said the idiot” I walked away and looked for the other coaches. I saw Niteshwar Bradea. “ HEY BRAD!” I yelled.
“Not if they want to be on this team!”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean they all should be here, because if they're not, I give them negative three dollars, and a glare!” “So basically your telling me that if they're not here they're​ don't even get a second chance​?” He looked around then turned to me and said “I understand that it's a good idea to get them into a routine, but it's the first day. Come on man. Give them a break.”
“Oh, they'll havel enough breaks once the season starts.”
“Once the seaso- what?”
“Well from what I know, they're not going to be playing a game everyday, so when we're not practicing or playing a game, they can ‘ rest’.” I said rest as if you would say ugly.
“They still need to rest!”
“I don't care if they have to jump through hoops and land on a hippopotamus without falling!”
“Yeah but don't you think that's almost impossible?”
“No in fact, you could do it, with a little practice.”
“Oh, yeah, I could be all like you.’Im Jackie​, and what I say goesAnd if no one likes it, well that's too bad.’”
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wow, thats a lot to take in, and I have so many questions. who is the point of view narrator Jackie, is he the GM? why is he so eager to take attendance himself, that seems below his pay grade? I can sense some serious disfunction inside the locker room, why is everyone so tense? they didnt get anything done yet because of the missing attendance sheet... is there an actual hippopotamus inside the training facility? cant wait to find out who shows up for practice! and Niteshwar Bradea seems like a really nice guy, while Jackies impossible expectations for his players could lead to his downfall??

Last edited on 2017-06-23 10:18:22 by Buddy Ryan

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JackieLongwell17
posted: 2017-06-22 01:10:53 (ID: 100108479) Report Abuse
Buddy Ryan...
The narrator is Jackie himself. He is the manager, but they didn't have time to get to know each other, so for the first week, he's in charge. The other coaches don't have the roster, so Jackie has to take attendance himself. There is no tension between the team. And no there isn't a hippopotamus facility in the stadium. Did I miss any of your questions?
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Buddy Ryan
posted: 2017-06-22 01:15:20 (ID: 100108480) Report Abuse
JackieLongwell17 wrote:
Buddy Ryan...
The narrator is Jackie himself. He is the manager, but they didn't have time to get to know each other, so for the first week, he's in charge. The other coaches don't have the roster, so Jackie has to take attendance himself. There is no tension between the team. And no there isn't a hippopotamus facility in the stadium. Did I miss any of your questions?


nope, thats awesome, thx! Jackie could still invest in his staff, but I see the underdog-angle youre going for.
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