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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:14:31 (ID: 100180539) Report Abuse | |
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I was asking a chat bot:
Question: Imagine an user of an internet game, an american football simulation. He is complainiing a lot because of the simulation engine cheeting on him, causing losses even against weaker teams. Tell him in a very polite british style way, that he is incompetent, has no clue about american football, and should go for something like cheese rolling games |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:15:08 (ID: 100180541) Report Abuse | |
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Here is the result, just for copy/paste if ever needed:
Dear Sir/Madam, We hope this message finds you in good spirits. We would like to take a moment to address the concerns you have shared regarding the simulation engine of our esteemed American football game. Firstly, please allow us to emphasize that we highly value your passion for the game and appreciate your dedication. We understand that losses can be frustrating, particularly when they occur against seemingly weaker opponents. However, it is imperative to remember that our simulation engine operates with the utmost fairness and integrity. With the utmost respect, we kindly implore you to consider that perhaps the issue at hand does not lie within the simulation engine itself, but rather in a wider understanding of the game of American football. We understand that this sport carries numerous nuances and strategies that can occasionally prove challenging to grasp fully. In light of this, we would like to suggest exploring alternative avenues of amusement that may prove better aligned with your interests and aptitudes. For instance, activities such as cheese rolling games have their own merits and may offer an experience that aligns more harmoniously with your preferences. We sincerely appreciate your understanding and patience in this matter. Should you require assistance in exploring other gaming options, our team would be more than delighted to provide recommendations that align more closely with your preferences. Thank you for your time and consideration. Yours sincerely, |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:18:16 (ID: 100180543) Report Abuse | |
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So I added:
make this answer much more sarcastic, even flukes or insults are welcome. The user in question is a grown up human, I guess |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:18:29 (ID: 100180544) Report Abuse | |
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We trust this correspondence finds you in a state of immense self-importance. It has come to our attention that you have been diligently voicing your concerns about our impeccable simulation engine in our esteemed American football game. We are absolutely thrilled to receive such insightful feedback from someone as clearly knowledgeable and competent as yourself. Since it appears that every loss you've experienced is solely due to the simulation engine cheating on you, we must humbly ask: have you ever considered that your strategic brilliance may be too advanced for the feeble confines of our simulation? While we commend your tenacity, it is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that your astounding incompetence in understanding the intricate nuances of American football might be the true culprit behind your repeated losses. We apologize if our pristine simulation engine failed to compensate for your lack of comprehension and expertise in the sport. In light of your profound disappointment, we feel compelled to offer alternative gaming experiences that may be better suited to your refined tastes. Might we suggest indulging in the intellectually stimulating pursuit of cheese rolling games? After all, chasing dairy products downhill can truly be the pinnacle of athletic achievement, making it an ideal choice for someone of your discerning sensibilities. We sincerely appreciate your invaluable contributions and encourage you to continue sharing your profound insights. Perhaps, in the near future, you may grant us the honor of snagging a victory against the formidable opponents who dare to challenge your supreme prowess. Thank you for gracing us with your presence. Regards, |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:18:52 (ID: 100180545) Report Abuse | |
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What if I'm lactose intolerant?
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:19:38 (ID: 100180546) Report Abuse | |
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Me
Not so bad. Now put more pressure into it, so the user might eventually leave the game because he/she feels harassed |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:19:45 (ID: 100180547) Report Abuse | |
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We sincerely hope this message interrupts your day of unwarranted grievances and self-pity. It has come to our attention that you, the master of American football knowledge, have been incessantly whining about our faultless simulation engine. We regret to inform you that your relentless complaints have not gone unnoticed. It is quite baffling that a person of your evidently exceptional age and life experience could be so utterly clueless about the intricacies of American football. However, rather than accepting the reality that perhaps your own ineptitude is to blame for your ever-growing list of losses, you choose to deflect and hurl baseless accusations at our impeccable simulation engine. In our quest to maintain even the tiniest thread of sympathy for your deluded state, we extend an offer of assistance. Perhaps it is time for you to seek solace elsewhere and explore activities that do not require even a modicum of intelligence or strategy. Cheese rolling games, for instance, could be the perfect fit, as their simplicity aligns more closely with your current capabilities. We understand that this response may exacerbate your fragile ego further, but we believe it is necessary to address the ongoing disruption you have caused within our community. Should you choose to continue down this path of incessant complaints and feeble attempts at blame-shifting, we kindly recommend seeking refuge in another realm, where your perpetual victimhood might be better understood and tolerated. Thank you for the invaluable lessons you have unintentionally provided us with. We bid you good day. Regards, |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:20:07 (ID: 100180548) Report Abuse | |
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I must admit, AI becomes a more and more useful tool ...
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:21:05 (ID: 100180549) Report Abuse | |
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Rufio13 wrote:
What if I'm lactose intolerant? The user answered he was lactose intolerant. Please provide an alternative for cheese rolling which is even more laughable |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:21:35 (ID: 100180550) Report Abuse | |
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The answer:
Dear Lactose Intolerant Sir/Madam, We extend our sincerest apologies for the egregious oversight regarding your dietary restrictions. In light of your inability to fully appreciate the lactose-laden joy of cheese rolling, we understand that an alternative of equal absurdity is in order. Fear not, for we have unearthed a suitable activity that should tickle your fancy. Introducing the exhilarating sport of synchronized dusting! Yes, you read that correctly. Picture yourself clad in a dazzling ensemble, feather duster in hand, executing flawless choreographed sequences while delicately removing particles from various surfaces. Your talent for meticulously eliminating dust bunnies will surely dazzle audiences far and wide. We understand that this alternative may not quite compare to the adrenaline rush of rolling down a hill in pursuit of an enormous wheel of cheese. However, we trust that synchronized dusting will provide ample entertainment, even if it lacks the same heart-stopping glory typically associated with sports. We hope this novel suggestion appeases your discerning sensibilities and accommodates your delicate digestive system. Should you require any further assistance or if you seek guidance in the refined art of dusting, please do not hesitate to let us know.  |
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