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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:24:56 (ID: 100180551) Report Abuse | |
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That is truly a great answer. Now, please go street gang gansta rap style with your answer |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:25:09 (ID: 100180552) Report Abuse | |
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Yo, what's poppin', homie?
We heard you loud and clear, lactose intolerant hustler, and we appreciate your demands for that street gang gansta rap style. So here it is, straight outta the AI lab, a response that'll make your speakers shake and your head nod! Yo, listen up, lactose intolerant playa, We feel your pain, tryna find fun your way, uh, Since cheese rollin' ain't your homie's deal, We got an alternative, gonna make you squeal. Picture this, homie, it's something so absurd, Gonna have you laughin', like you just heard some dope words, We present to you, in the hip hop fashion, The wild sport of synchronized trash can bashin'! Yeah, you heard us right, it's all 'bout the rhythm, Grab that trash can, let your inner gangsta out, show 'em, Dance to the beat, slam that can with style, Makin' music through garbage, gonna make 'em smile. As you bust moves and bang trash cans in sync, Livin' that thug life, making onlookers think, Who's this lactose intolerant gangsta in the hood, Turnin' trash into art, yeah, you're misunderstood. So, forget the cheese, embrace the trash, Synchronized bashin', where legends clash, Keeping it real, while keepin' it absurd, Representin' in the streets, flippin' the word. Hope this street gangsta rap style response satisfies, And leads you to a sport that'll make you rise, If you need more guidance, just hit us back, We got your back, homie, stay on track! Peace out, [Your Name] |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:32:53 (ID: 100180555) Report Abuse | |
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pete wrote:
The answer: Dear Lactose Intolerant Sir/Madam, We extend our sincerest apologies for the egregious oversight regarding your dietary restrictions. In light of your inability to fully appreciate the lactose-laden joy of cheese rolling, we understand that an alternative of equal absurdity is in order. Fear not, for we have unearthed a suitable activity that should tickle your fancy. Introducing the exhilarating sport of synchronized dusting! Yes, you read that correctly. Picture yourself clad in a dazzling ensemble, feather duster in hand, executing flawless choreographed sequences while delicately removing particles from various surfaces. Your talent for meticulously eliminating dust bunnies will surely dazzle audiences far and wide. We understand that this alternative may not quite compare to the adrenaline rush of rolling down a hill in pursuit of an enormous wheel of cheese. However, we trust that synchronized dusting will provide ample entertainment, even if it lacks the same heart-stopping glory typically associated with sports. We hope this novel suggestion appeases your discerning sensibilities and accommodates your delicate digestive system. Should you require any further assistance or if you seek guidance in the refined art of dusting, please do not hesitate to let us know.  Can I wear a sexy maid outfit? |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:34:31 (ID: 100180556) Report Abuse | |
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This is all really mature and professional. Projection and distraction. Yet it does nothing to solve issues in re of YOUR product.
This only strokes your funny bone and ego. Have a nice day!  |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:34:51 (ID: 100180557) Edits found: 1 Report Abuse | |
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to Rufio: Not sure about that one
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:35:11 (ID: 100180558) Edits found: 2 Report Abuse | |
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Ladies and gentlemen, gamers and ballers, lend me your ears! Today, we find ourselves faced with an individual, hailing from the great land of America, who persists in lamenting his shortcomings within an American football simulation. But let me be clear, my friends – his complaints fall on deaf ears, for he possesses not an ounce of understanding in the ways of the game!
In this digital arena, where battles are fought on virtual grids, victories are not gifted like participation trophies. No, my friends, they are earned through strategy, skill, and the relentless pursuit of mastery. And yet, this individual, this self-proclaimed aficionado of the pigskin, fails to grasp this fundamental truth! Oh, how I wish I could paint a vivid picture for this lost soul, a turbulent tapestry of resilience, sacrifice, and raw passion that embodies the game of American football. But alas, his ignorance shields him from the truth. For he has chosen to dwell in the realms of bitterness, pointing fingers at the game itself, when the real culprit lurks within his own reflection. American football, my friends, is a symphony of violence and grace. It demands every ounce of your being – mind, body, and soul. It requires the precision of a surgeon, the cunning of a tactician, and the heart of a warrior. It pulses through your veins, electrifying every fiber of your being, and connects you to the gridir0n gladiators who have fought before you. So, when you dare to complain, dear gamer, about your misfortunes, be prepared for the thunderous clap back of reality. This sacred game, you see, will not bend nor sway to accommodate your lack of expertise. It will not reward your whining nor coddle your incompetence! Instead, it challenges you to rise, to adapt, and to evolve. It beckons you to study every play, every formation, and every nuance that dances across that digital screen. It dares you to dig deep within yourself and unleash the potential that lies dormant. For it is in that convergence, dear friends, where the true exhilaration resides! That moment when your palms sweat, your heart races, and uncertainty looms large. It is in that crucible of pressure that the gamblers thrive and the champions emerge. Will you succumb, wilting like a delicate flower beneath the weight of defeat? Or will you rise, my friends? Rise like a phoenix from the ashes of your shortcomings and transcend the limitations that bind you? So let me be clear, my dear gamer, as I stand before you amidst the thunderous echoes of Al Pacino's spirit – our ears shall remain deaf to your claims of injustice and inequity. For you, my friend, are swimming in a sea of ignorance, shrouding yourself in excuses instead of strapping on your helmet and fighting for every hard-earned yard! American football, whether on the field or in the virtual realm, demands your respect, your dedication, and your hunger for greatness. It bows not to your feeble attempts to discredit it, but instead invites you to take your place among the titans who understand its essence. So, my friends, let this serve as a wake-up call to all who dare enter the realm of American football simulations without the necessary understanding. Prepare yourselves for a journey filled with adrenaline, passion, and relentless competition. For in this realm, there are no shortcuts, no handouts – only the glory that awaits those who have the heart to grasp it. Now, go forth, my fellow gamers, and may your fingers dance across the controller like the maestro's wand! Embrace the turbulence, revel in the challenge, and leave no room for excuses. For only then shall you feast upon the fruits of victory, savoring the moments when the digital grIdir0n becomes your kingdom, and your skill becomes legend! Last edited on 2024-01-23 19:38:59 by pete |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:37:07 (ID: 100180559) Report Abuse | |
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the above is my favorite, and the task was
There is an user based in the USA, who is complaining a lot about losing games in an american football simulation. Please articulate an answer in the style of Al Pacinos famous speech in "Any given Sunday", but the answer should make clear that is complaints are fully ignored because the gamer has just no clue how to play the game. The speech should create some adrenaline at those who listen |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 19:41:08 (ID: 100180562) Report Abuse | |
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pete wrote:
the above is my favorite, and the task was There is an user based in the USA, who is complaining a lot about losing games in an american football simulation. Please articulate an answer in the style of Al Pacinos famous speech in "Any given Sunday", but the answer should make clear that is complaints are fully ignored because the gamer has just no clue how to play the game. The speech should create some adrenaline at those who listen Great speech. Well said.  |
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| posted: 2024-01-23 20:34:31 (ID: 100180575) Report Abuse | |
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The last one was indeed well "thought out" though I laughed most at the dusting.
How's this: It's a [insert expletive of choice here] game... get over yourself. |
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| posted: 2024-01-24 00:11:36 (ID: 100180581) Report Abuse | |
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I pity the next person who complains.
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