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scottishbronco
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posted: 2012-05-03 06:42:59 (ID: 38340) Report Abuse |
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LOL. i been really busy sast few daws so vpect the season stats by monday.
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athos
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posted: 2012-05-08 19:56:35 (ID: 38901) Report Abuse |
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Academicals @ the Turtles
Well the Academicals are still scratching their heads and staring at the video of last weeks match, the Terrapins have played in the Supercup Final and Bowl Final in the last 2 days, so will be all over the place..... should make for an interesting match. Turtles by 7 Bulldogs @ the Packers Will the Packers have found their way back to the Stadium? Will the Bulldog Offence realise that they are allowed to score in other quarters as well as the third? A crystal ball would be advisable when trying to predict the outcome of this one - I believe they call this a Jambalaya Bulldogs by 4 Broncos @ the Wolves This should be the ‘doozy’, not ‘dozy’ of the round. Will the Broncos carry on with their aerial bombardment, or will the Wolves all round ‘pack mentality’ be the winner on the day? I vote for an ice cream, popcorn and a good front row seat......... right behind the cheerleaders. Broncos by 3 Gators @ the Bashers The Mash-up reporters went out to training sessions at De uilenburg Stadium for this weeks game and promptly got arrested for stealing a Barrel of Whisky on their way through Dutch Customs. But they did report from their cell that they were particularly impressed with Gator QB Lima (who completed 72% of his passes in last weeks defeat), and Bashers punter Brouwer who averaged a great 39yds a punt last week. If he goes missing after this match, the Bashers management would do well to check the now empty Whisky barrel, as the Academicals have a well known fetish for Punters and may well try to smuggle him back Bashers by 5 oops 
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athos
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posted: 2012-05-09 20:20:54 (ID: 39085) Report Abuse |
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Academicals 20 : Turtles 24
Definitely an interesting match – the Accies live up to their ‘muppet’ moniker by failing to get the better of the one-dimensional Offence and Defence fronted by the Turtles, who were having a Passing Party after their disappointments of the last two days Bulldogs 7 : Packers 35 Wow, the Packers did make it back from Airport! And they obviously got a right talking too as well, keeping the ball on the ground for a big 442 yds and only airing it out 5 times. At Mash-up headquarters we wonder whether the Bulldogs equipment man forgot to pack the Thermal long johns – zero Sacks and Fumbles on Offence, and only 1 Forced fumble on Defence. We know the Bulldogs were there in Wisconsin, they just unfortunately struggled to make much impression. Broncos 21 : Wolves 24 Great match - it had a little bit of everything in it. The Wolves only had 17:33 possession and QB Guinn only a 23% completion rate, but he didn’t get Intercepted and found 3 different Receivers for TD’s. Sources close to the Broncos tell me that Safety Alasdair Nicolson is wearing the 'idiot' hat for the week: with just 3 seconds left in the half, he inexplicably went for the Blitz and................... BOOM, 64 yd TD pass to the Wolves. Gators 0 : Bashers 13 The Gators complete over 50% of their passes, and Mokum Punter Brouwer, obviously unsettled by kidnap rumours, sees his average go down to 37 yards a punt. But the Bashers must have eaten all their Breakfast Cereal, and will no doubt have a night out on the Canals before working out how to try and out-fox the Wolves. The Gators get to go from the Swamp to the beautiful West Coast of Scotland, with the intention of spoiling the Broncos Ceilidh Last edited on 2012-05-10 09:54:55 by athos |
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scottishbronco
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posted: 2012-05-14 16:42:59 (ID: 39949) Report Abuse |
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sorry for tthe lack of stats for the cup guys, real life has just got serious for a while...and probably will be for a while still.
Keep up the good work Athos, ill try catch you up with stats for end of the cup or something.  |
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athos
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posted: 2012-05-14 18:06:55 (ID: 39959) Report Abuse |
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No probs.
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athos
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posted: 2012-05-14 20:15:13 (ID: 39997) Report Abuse |
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Bulldogs @ Academicals
The Bulldogs are an unpredictable bunch - the Offence are capable of scoring 28 points in a row against the Tournament favourites, whilst the Defence holds said Turtles to zero scores...... yet the same Bulldogs are also good at times of impersonating ‘the Invisible men’. The Accies are well, the Accies. QB Hamish ‘Kermit’ Carmichael can blow (or should that be croak?) hot or cold and his mood sets the mood for the Team. Theorectically it should be the Academicals, but hey, this is the mash-up and anything can happen - especially if the Bulldogs don’t get sea-sick on the last leg of their complicated travel Academicals by 7 Packers @ Turtles The Packers, like the Accies, really need the win .......but the Turtles have a very simple and very effective set-up and are difficult to out-manouvre. Perhaps some secret re-wiring to the Turtles sideline communications system could help – so that when Coach calls “Flipper 23 Right”, the local seaquarium dolphin does a somersault, or the local burger bar delivers a stack of quarter-pounders to the Turtles WR’s? Turtles by 9 Bashers @ Wolves Our investigative reporters are led to believe that the Dutch have managed to keep hold of the confiscated empty Whisky Barrel and that it is travelling somewhere with the Teams equipment in the hope of filling it with the local Budapest liqueur – ‘Zwack’. It apparently started life as a medicinal aid, which is what the Bashers may well need after the match. They were solid in all departments during last weeks win, but the Wolves are an impressively coached unit and start as clear favourites – unless they of course have been on the local liqueur themselves....... Wolves by 10 Gators @ Broncos The Gaitors are on their third consecutive road trip – but it’s one not to miss, even though it looks like a tough one. The Broncos should be able to come through on this one, but if the Gators were cunning enough to strategically place their cheerleaders in the eyeline of Bronco QB Creel, than I’m pretty sure the Broncos completion rate will drop. Either that or get a bunch of actors to dress up as burglars and hang around the local distillery with an empty fuel tanker..... Broncos by 8 |
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athos
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posted: 2012-05-16 20:39:39 (ID: 40467) Report Abuse |
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Bulldogs 7 : Academicals 48
It’s safe to say the Bulldogs didn’t like either the Sea travel or the Hebridean Midges (biting mosquitos) who came out early just for the occasion. Sneaky play by the Accies, not mentioning to the Bulldogs management to pack Jungle strength mosquito repellent, and the entire Bulldog squad were last seen running down to the beach with arms and legs flailing............ Packers 28 : Turtles 35 How did the Packers not win this one: a forced fumble and recovery on their own 2yd line and 2 big interceptions. Well, the answer is that the Turtles stepped up and stuffed a run on 3rd and Goal as time expired in the first half. Have the Turtles used up their luck in winning 2 close games? How does an amoeba reproduce? The answers are simple, apparently Bashers 10 : Wolves 42 The Bashers complete 10/11 passes but can only rush for a 3.9yd average, as the Wolves are all over the Bashers like a bad case of Poison Ivy. Very impressive stuff by the Wolves who hold onto the well travelled Whisky Barrel as a trophy. Looks like the Academicals will attempt to prise it from their grasp....... Gators 10 : Broncos 27 The Gators go close to, or better than the Broncos on almost all stats except one: 3rd Down conversions. Rumour has it that the Broncos slipped something into the Seafood suppers the Gators had the night before the game, which meant the Offence couldn’t go for more than a couple of plays before running for the bathroom. Or maybe it was the fact that the Gators didn’t like their Cheerleaders flirting with the Broncos and kept going for the flashy rather than the simple. |
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athos
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posted: 2012-05-16 20:43:56 (ID: 40469) Report Abuse |
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Unfortunately the Bulldogs, Packers, Bashers and Gators won't be involved in the knockout stage of the competition, but many thanks for taking part, REALLY hope it's been enjoyable and that you'll keep on checking in
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barbados1
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posted: 2012-05-17 16:02:16 (ID: 40725) Report Abuse |
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Looks like I couldn't stop the pass and Turtle couldn't stop the run, except Turtle DID stop the run when it counted most.
Good game Turtle! Maybe next time I will move on in a FC. I must now go make my turtle soup. Muwahahah!!!  |
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athos
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posted: 2012-05-22 20:22:48 (ID: 41909) Report Abuse |
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Wolves @ Academicals
The Wolves travel to the Academicals, no doubt packed with every type of insect repellent available. The visitors should be strong favourites here too having been unstoppable in their group, especially as the Accies only seem worried about one thing........ where’s the Whisky Barrel? Wolves by 7 Broncos @ Turtles The Broncos are the under-dogs in this one, the Turtles having a simple but highly effective Gameplan. Quite what the Broncos do to try and stop the flying Turtles is the big question – maybe swap the Gatorade for Prune Juice?? Turtles by 7 Last edited on 2012-05-22 20:23:23 by athos |
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