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posted: 2012-06-04 11:28:01 (ID: 43427) Report Abuse
I would like to collect funny posting across the board. If you think you found one just notify me
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posted: 2012-06-04 11:28:46 (ID: 43428) Report Abuse
dpierce wrote:

Source: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120522205021/muppet/images/5/51/LeftytheSalesman.jpg

Would ya like a young QB?
He could open up a door
and take you to a title!
You couldn't ask for more!
I can hear all of your team's fans say...
HOORAY! HOORAY!! HOORAY!!!
(Wouldn't ya like that?)

So would ya like a young QB, skilled but incomplete?
In just a year or two, he'll be ready to compete!
He'll cost ya just a thousand!
A THOUSAND!?!
SHHHHH!!!
A thousand?
Riiiight!
So buy this guy, put him on your team - tonight!

Here's a guy with 42.4 intelligence and 30 teamwork. He's a great investment for newer players to the game! He has 3.5 stars, so at the very least he'll be a great backup for any team. He can also be a good starter for just about any team, so what are ya waiting for?

Would ya like a young QB?
Make a deal real fast
Get him while he's cheap
'Cuz this price ain't gonna last!
He'll cost ya just a thousand!
A THOUSAND!?!
SHHHHH!!!
A thousand?
Riiiight!
So buy the guy, put him on your team - tonight!
(Don't ask any questions!)
So buy the guy, put him your team - tonight!
(You'll really love him!)
Just buy the guy, put him on your team - tonight!

(Either inspired by or ripped off from this classic skit on Sesame Street. Your call. )


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posted: 2012-06-06 06:51:29 (ID: 43695) Report Abuse
Lee1950 wrote:
Lamumia wrote:
There are no morale hits coming from the HR department.

I took a personal Morale hit when I failed to sign a nice young LB (about -20% ), but the player was unaffected. It took about 2 beers for me to fully recover.....



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posted: 2013-01-16 11:52:21 (ID: 76820) Report Abuse
Nice PRs

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A quote: "Jack Six reaction was "Holy *peeep* we did win this *peep* *peep* *peeep* Bowl! Can you believe it? Those *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* should get in that pool fast, because we want a *peeeeeeeeeep* party with lots of *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* and *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*" "

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posted: 2013-01-16 12:47:59 (ID: 76825) Report Abuse
pete wrote:
Nice PRs

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A quote: "Jack Six reaction was "Holy *peeep* we did win this *peep* *peep* *peeep* Bowl! Can you believe it? Those *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* should get in that pool fast, because we want a *peeeeeeeeeep* party with lots of *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* and *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*" "


Why ?
This is a kid-friendly site, isn't it?
I can't put up my dirty language here.
But we had a lot of *peeeep* and much of those *peeep* did *peep*. Can you believe it?
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posted: 2013-01-16 13:48:51 (ID: 76832) Report Abuse
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