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| posted: 2024-12-22 03:00:36 (ID: 100188181) Report Abuse | |
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Coach Brais "Blazer" Bazek at todays postgame press conference after a 43-7 drubbing of the North Sea Jarls in todays Divisional Playoff game.
"Game ball today was awarded to QB Sione "Sunny D" Dau. While not on the 55 man roster he stopped the Jarls run attack completely. The Jarls were smart enough to change their calls in the passing game, but forgot about the run calls. It was incredible He picked out the hole for each run. After our coaches got over the thick Bhutanese accent, Sunny D was able to predict every rushing play today. We stuffed the Jarls for only 27 yards on 41 rushing attempts. I have no clue why they rushed 41 times. That new kid Haraldsen is a baller. Sunny D keeps telling us stories about his incredible ability. They should have rolled the dice and had the kid throw the ball all over the field. Rushing the ball 41 times against Sunny D and our boys, big mistake" |
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| posted: 2024-12-22 04:03:58 (ID: 100188182) Report Abuse | |
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if i had a player with that name, i would also call him Sunny D
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| posted: 2025-01-17 01:04:49 (ID: 100188730) Edits found: 3 Report Abuse | |
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When Weasel QB Coach, Nirmal Kilindo, was asked his opinion of Minnesota Silvers LB Chad Thurman
Coach Kilindo went on and on about the usual platitudes that are not important enough to report on. His response shifted from his perfect english to some strange foreign tongue as he walked off the interview, he said: "J'ai des sœurs plus fortes que lui." Coach Kilindo was not available to explain or translate this for us here at The Weasel News Network. Last edited on 2025-01-17 16:14:59 by Stabler12 |
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| posted: 2025-01-17 15:40:33 (ID: 100188734) Report Abuse | |
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Chad's not QB, he's a LB.
I think you might be talking about Sandor Horvath |
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| posted: 2025-01-17 16:19:53 (ID: 100188736) Edits found: 2 Report Abuse | |
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0verpowerd wrote:
Chad's not QB, he's a LB. I think you might be talking about Sandor Horvath The Weasel News Network would like to apologize for the mistake. The OP has been edited to correct the position of Wonderboy Chad. Please note that any Weasel post made after 4:20 EST (21:20 GMT) can not be guaranteed to be accurate or even make much sense for that matter. Last edited on 2025-01-17 16:20:43 by Stabler12 |
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| posted: 2025-01-20 08:32:19 (ID: 100188802) Report Abuse | |
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2 consecutive games with the same score, 33-10... coincidence? Or is there something shady going on here? The people (*1) want to know!!!
(*1) People with a peg leg and an eye patch... |
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| posted: 2025-01-20 21:25:23 (ID: 100188816) Report Abuse | |
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The Michigan Weasel Traders announce that the new Umpa Lumpa in charge has tasked the team with leading the US invasion of Canada.
The Weasel Trader Federation (WTF), Weasel Trader Fans (WTF) and the Weasel Trader Folks (WTF) are confused by this announcement and look forward to the upcoming game between old friends. |
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| posted: 2025-01-20 21:29:30 (ID: 100188817) Report Abuse | |
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Brucehum wrote:
2 consecutive games with the same score, 33-10... coincidence? Or is there something shady going on here? The people (*1) want to know!!! (*1) People with a peg leg and an eye patch... 23 is more than enough for the W. Don't want to be running up the score. But wouldn't mind having that score again soon. 
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| posted: 2025-01-22 09:15:35 (ID: 100188839) Report Abuse | |
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We'll do our best to beat you 33-10 then!!! No promises...
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| posted: 2025-01-22 09:18:20 (ID: 100188840) Report Abuse | |
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Oh wait, the game was yesterday...
A well, what a strange game... luckily I have the best FG kicker in the whole league (last 2 years he has been). |
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