I have to get some time for my team... I didn't prepare nothing and the results (losts) are coming like popcorn... Bah!

Try looking at my game tonight

My usually reliable QB and Kicker decided to have a bad day

Sad, I started with the Zingers my first season in Monarch Leagues.

omg the Killer Bees lost. Unbelievable. Congrats to Dolni Chabry. Well done.

Im suprised as much as you are..I cant believe it.
Theres goes our bets

My team lost the game vs Leopards, Bees lost the game vs Patriots...
It looks like the system!

or thge other teams become better yours only more expensive

Killer bees and yours are the teams with the highest salaries in our league.

Nothing to laugh this season for the AC North The Monarchs world against the AC North the world is fighting bach now

But we are always PO members!

and we have again some interesting games this week. lets have a look on the shit teams of this league (means all teams except the St. George's Dynamo Patriots)

Aachen Killer Bees 2/7 Porto Slackers 7/2
The last week Losers vs the bot basher. Will the "MUS MUS" non killer play again as arrogant and pretentious as they played vs the crappy Dolni Chabry Patriots? By the way when Bees sting they only allways kill themselves and last week the Patriots pull out the sting so normally the Aachen bees are killed.
And the Slackers? They are real slackers. Much potential with their ratings but dont play like that play more like slackers - "Do Nothing and lose."
So both will lose today.

Black Dragons 2/7 Strike Team 7/2
UHHHH more crap teams. Why are the Dragons called Black Dragons? Cause Fire is red and these dragons spit fire any more only black smoke.

Strike Team? Maybe their players strike (protest) often but nothing more. Yes they can beat sometimes a better team like they did against Dolni Chabry, but mostly you can strike out this team for playoffs or more.

So in this game the zebras win.

Dijon Cerberus 5/7 Winds of Erytheia 7/5
Dijon yeah they are like a cerberus. They play doggy style football. One is throwing the ball and they run after the ball and if they catch them they bring the ball back to the opponent QB who had thrown the ball. Oh and cause they are Cerberus One Head allways wants to run to the left the other Head to the right. For sure that wont help to win something.

Winds of what? Are they now spanish or greek like the hesperides in the greek mythology? Maybe they should rename themselves in Blown by the wind. Or they are the africans sisters. But everyone knows "Sisters for Misters." Yeah they can sing but a football has no feelings which the nymphs can influence when they sing. So No chance for a Win only for more Wind. In an indoor stadium they would never have a chance.


Dolni Chabry Patriots 7/5 Kharkiv Atlantes 5/7
this is pest vs colera or Sodom and Gomorrah. Pay the stars who play like crap.
Last week the Patriots beat the harmless Bees and the Bees beat Atlantes before. So would they be the luckers again? They play like Payton Manning. look good and strong in the season but never can finish a season with a throphy.
And now Atlantes or better Atlantis? They will sink this season again in the depths of the sea. Or is it an Atlas? One where you will find the how you can reach the playoffs and then break down. Or the sorcerer of old french "chansons de geste". Maybe they want to win the Eurovision song contest with their french chansons... but never a football match.

Gliwice Lions 7/5 Down Under Devils 5/7
Lions vs Devils... Liiiioooonnns vs Deeeeviiiillls...... really? REALLY? NO. What are lions? lions are the kings of the wilderness. But sleep the most time. the food hunter are the female lions. The male ones only eat the meat when the victim is caught. So maybe the lions are a girly-team...
Devils from Down under or is this team lying down under the devils which beat this team. Yeah i think it is the last option. Only a slave by the real Devil.

Leverkusen Leopards 7/6 GatorNation 6/7
Now I know why this piece of shit won a league title. The leopards were doped by Bayer pharma industry. Lets see if they will fail the drug test today.
A nation of gators. Watch up when Crocodile Dundee is in the house gators wont have something to laugh.

Pick 6 10/1 Secret Air Service 1/10
Pick 6 stays for six picks every match thrown by the QB. Good name for losers.
The air service isnt secret we allways be thankful for your service to throw the ball through the air into the hands of my defenders. God bless this service.

River City Ice 5/1 Manchester Machine 1/5
Ice ice baby,.... is it now a river or ice? rivers never freeze to ice. So decide if you are a river where we can throw in your players after their feet are pour in cement. Or you are an Ice city the real devil can melt down with fire.
I only know mean machine but manchester is only part of american speculators or arabian sheikhs. So their is no mean machine.


Rixdorf Reapers 25/1 Paxtang Black Panthers 1/25
yeah the real farmers wait wait reapers arent farmers only helping staff for farmer fields.

What to say about black panthers in pennsylvania? are there really some ones? maybe some little crap ones.

St. George's Dynamo Patriots 1/25 Rivne Monarchs 25/1
Ahhhhh the best beast of God... the greatest team ever.... the one and only... one in a million... the only real football team in this league vs .... "We will pay you what every the players want until we are bankrupt."

Vilbler Wasserbube 1/4 Drunken Sailors Borshow 4/1
The Waterboys will really play football? please be still for what you are payed: carry the watertanks and bottles for my team.
Drunken Sailors lol they have no waterboys only alcoholics.

redbulls 5/1 Panteras Assassinas 1/5
Allways remember football is for you and me not for f***ing industry. Nothing more to say. vs wow the next killers or better murderers. You still have to wait. Aaron can´t play yet for your team and how would you play regular matches when your players stay in prison?