🏈 RZA Weekly Recap – November 8, 2025
🏆 Match of the Week: Champ Chompers 28 – 27 Aberthaw Dolphins

Attendance: 135,477

The Champ Chompers walked into Aberthaw and stole one in dramatic fashion, edging the Dolphins by a single point in a contest that was equal parts chaos and composure.

Aberthaw set the tone early — a 41-yard field goal and a pick-six by Azmi Essa had them up 10–0 before the Chompers even got comfortable. But once Abdullah Khalil settled in, the tide shifted. The Chompers’ QB engineered two crisp second-quarter touchdown drives, both short passes to Jeffrey Brownlee and Jim Spann, putting them ahead 14–10 at halftime.

The Dolphins clawed back in the third behind Paulino Rosillo’s steady hand (25/41, 186 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT), mixing field goals and a short strike to Allan Nokwe to build a 27–14 lead heading into the final frame. But Khalil wasn’t finished. The veteran passer (35/53, 315 yards, 4 TDs, 3 INTs, 83.45 rating) went into overdrive — hitting Hollis Kane from 12 yards out, then capping a late 15-play drive with a 4-yard game-winner to Todd Comer.

Aberthaw’s final push fell flat as time expired, giving the Chompers one of the gutsiest wins of the year.

Key Performers:

🏹 Abdullah Khalil (CC) – 315 yards, 4 TD, 3 INT

🧱 Azmi Essa (ABW) – INT return for TD

🦈 Fred Harrison (CC) – 4/4 PATs, consistent under pressure

Turning Point: The Chompers’ final 76-yard drive capped by the Comer touchdown.

Quote of the Game:

“We got punched in the mouth early, but we kept swinging.” — Coach of the Chompers

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⚔️ Runner-Up Match of the Week: Fargo Knights 28 – 31 Gladiatori Roma

Attendance: 132,577

A classic clash of styles — Fargo’s vertical air assault versus Roma’s relentless rhythm offense — delivered fireworks from start to finish.

Roma QB Igor Biaison carved up the Knights’ defense, completing strikes to six different receivers and tossing four touchdowns. Meanwhile, Cleo Andrus of Fargo countered with highlight-reel throws of his own, including a 71-yard bomb to Frankie Ash and an 80-yard dagger to Louis Colley that briefly gave Fargo hope late.

The difference? Efficiency. Roma dominated the time of possession and converted in the red zone, while Fargo’s turnovers — including a fumble deep in Roma territory — proved fatal.

A 51-yard Saturnino Gibertini field goal late in the third quarter pushed Roma’s lead to 31–21, enough to survive Andrus’ final touchdown drive in the fourth.

Key Performers:

🎯 Igor Biaison (GRA) – 4 TDs, 270+ yards

🚀 Cleo Andrus (FK) – 5 total TDs (4 pass, 1 rush)

🦵 Saturnino Gibertini (GRA) – Clutch 51-yard FG

Turning Point: Gibertini’s field goal extended Roma’s lead beyond reach, forcing Fargo to chase from behind.

Quote of the Game:

“Every yard mattered — and we fought for every inch.” — Igor Biaison, Gladiatori Roma QB

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💥 Upset of the Week: Cinnamon Rolls 20 – 18 Coconuts

Attendance: 97,402

The Cinnamon Rolls pulled off the stunner of the season, outlasting the heavily favored Coconuts in a gritty, defense-first thriller.

The game started ugly — a safety on the opening drive put the Coconuts up 2–0, then QB Nigel Regan immediately answered with a 96-yard bomb to Solomon Jennings. The Coconuts bounced back with a 65-yard touchdown from Hapo Ila to Mackenzie Lindsay, followed by a defensive 20-yard fumble return TD that had them looking dominant.

But the Rolls refused to crumble. QB tandem Nigel Regan and Elisha McGrath traded series and combined for 337 yards and 3 TDs, both posting passer ratings above 145. Their aggressive vertical approach kept the Coconuts’ secondary guessing, and a fourth-quarter 21-yard strike to Junior Pittman put the Rolls up for good.

Coconuts QBs Ila, Manríquez, and Castro all rotated but couldn’t find rhythm, despite combining for 416 yards passing. The offense stalled in the red zone, and a final possession ended in a safety — poetic justice for how it all began.

Key Performers:

🍩 Nigel Regan (CIN) – 10/15, 198 yards, 2 TDs, 149.3 rating

☕ Elisha McGrath (CIN) – 7/10, 139 yards, 1 TD, 145.8 rating

🏃 Rodolfo Romero (COC) – Fumble recovery TD

🛡️ CIN Defense – Held Coconuts to 2 points in the 2nd half

Turning Point: McGrath’s 80-yard touchdown to Dirk McNabb in the 2nd quarter swung the game’s momentum for good.

Quote of the Game:

“Everyone expected us to melt — instead, we baked them.” — Nigel Regan, Cinnamon Rolls QB

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📰 Summary Notes:

Game of the Week: Instant classic comeback win by the Chompers, with Khalil solidifying MVP chatter.

Runner-Up: Gladiatori Roma outlasts Fargo in a strategic slugfest.

Upset: Cinnamon Rolls stun the Coconuts with fearless downfield passing and late defensive grit.

**🏈 Match of the Week: Sydney Sloths 41 – Galaktische Kickers 36

A Heavyweight Escape in a Near-Upset Classic**

When the 12–2 Sydney Sloths walked into M&T Bank Stadium to face the 10–4 Galaktische Kickers, most analysts expected a competitive matchup… but few expected this. In front of a roaring crowd of 117,947, the Kickers pushed the Sloths to the breaking point, delivering one of the season’s most exciting—and almost shocking—near-upsets.

This game was a rollercoaster, a heart-rate test, and a chess match that occasionally devolved into a bar fight. And in the end, the Sloths barely escaped with a 41–36 win that very nearly derailed their strong season finish.

🔥 First Quarter: Sloths Start Like Champions

Sydney didn’t take long to flex their top-seed credentials.

Heath Sexton came out dealing, throwing two early touchdown passes—one a 61-yard bomb to WR Don Saxon, the other a 21-yard strike to Lorenzo Terry. The Kickers answered only with a field goal, and after one quarter it looked like the Sloths were on the verge of cruising: 14–3.

But… that was the last time this game felt comfortable.

⚔️ Second Quarter: Kickers Set the Tone

The Kickers tightened the screws. Their defense began generating pressure, forcing Sexton into shorter throws and stalling drives. They held Sydney to a single rushing touchdown by Oisín Maguire, while adding two Arnfried Richter field goals of their own.

The lead shrank, momentum swung, and suddenly Sydney’s sideline wasn’t quite as relaxed.

Halftime: Sloths 21 – Kickers 12
(And that 12 looked dangerously like “we’re about to wake up.”)

💥 Third Quarter: Punch, Counterpunch, Momentum Chaos

Both teams traded scores—Sydney hitting a 39-yard field goal, Kickers responding with a short rushing touchdown by Hamad Rwema. The Sloths’ bend-but-not-break defense bent a little more than they’d like here, with missed tackles letting the Kickers sustain long drives.

Entering the 4th, the Sloths still led—but the Kickers were officially smelling blood:
Sloths 24 – Kickers 19

🚨 Fourth Quarter: Pure Chaos, Pure Entertainment

The 4th quarter was basically an action movie.

Kickers open with a TD drive

Carlos Brito hit Ismael Aguilar for a 6-yard TD, PAT missed. Kickers take the lead for the first time: 25–24.

Sloths immediately counter

Sydney answers with a Frederic Kristensen 41-yard field goal. 27–25 Sloths.

The Big Swing: 97-yard Kick Return TD

Wáng Hom took the kickoff, exploded through a missed tackle, and went 97 yards to the house.
Fans barely had time to blink — Sloths up 34–25.

But Galaktische WOULD. NOT. DIE.

C.J. Ruby lobbed a risky ball that turned into a 43-yard pick-six the other way for Sydney.
Momentum yo-yo’d so fast the stadium probably tilted.

But Ruby immediately answered with a short passing TD on the next drive, pulling the Kickers back to 41–36.

Final Defensive Stand

The Kickers got one last possession with under a minute left…but Sydney’s defense held the line, forcing the upset bid to crash just short of glory.

Final: Sloths 41 – Kickers 36
A game of fireworks, swings, and two teams refusing to stay down.

🏅 Player of the Game: Heath Sexton (SLO)

27/35 | 218 yds | 2 TD | 0 sacks | 91.3 rating
He didn’t pad the stat sheet, but he piloted the Sloths with icy composure when the game tightened.

💡 Key Stats & Turning Points
Sloths

Zero sacks allowed, giving Sexton clean pockets all day

Balanced offense (218 pass / 83 rush)

Wáng Hom’s 97-yard kick return TD flipped the game

Defense produced two interceptions, including a pick-six

Kickers

Outgained Sydney on the ground: 112–83 rushing yards

WR Kerry Falk: 12 catches, 84 yards, 1 TD, monster chain-mover

C.J. Ruby: 20/22, 117 rating—nearly flawless

But: PAT issues and the missed kick in Q4 proved costly

📉 What This Game Means
Sydney Sloths (13–2)

Survived a scare, but championship contenders need these gritty wins.
Their offense remains elite, but the pass-defense leaks—especially YAC—may be a concern heading into playoff time.

Galaktische Kickers (10–5)

They proved they can punch with the heavyweights.
If they sneak into the postseason, nobody is going to be excited to draw this team.
This was nearly the signature upset of the season.

📣 Final Takeaway

This game had everything: long bombs, huge returns, defensive scores, lead changes, and sheer adrenaline. Sydney escaped, but the Kickers earned league-wide respect by pushing one of the RZA elites to the absolute limit.

A Match of the Week classic, and maybe a playoff preview depending on how brackets fall.

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🔥 FIRECENTER SPORTS — WILDCARD PLAYOFF PREVIEW

RZA League — November 18th, 2025

“Eight teams enter. Four teams survive. Welcome to Wildcard Weekend — brought to you by FireCenter Sports.”

🔥 GAME 1
Champ Chompers (11-5, ELO 953) vs. Aberthaw Dolphins (13-3, ELO 1,012)

“Defense meets Dolphins — and something’s about to break.”

FC Breakdown:

The Chompers arrive with a sneaky-good defense and one of the best special-teams units in the playoffs. But the Dolphins are a machine — 13-3, high-powered rushing attack, and a pass defense that clamps down when it matters.

FC Key Stat:

Aberthaw owns a 95 TD differential and a 7–1 home mark. They don’t lose often.

FC Prediction:

Dolphins 27, Chompers 23
Aberthaw edges a physical battle to move on.

🔥 GAME 2
Galaktische Kickers (11-5, ELO 636) vs. Fargo Knights (14-2, ELO 1,016)

“A Cinderella dream meets a Fargo freight train.”

FC Breakdown:

The Kickers have earned their 11-5 record, but they walk into a nightmare matchup. Fargo is stacked everywhere — elite offense, elite special teams, elite consistency. The ELO gap alone tells the story.

FC Key Stat:

Fargo holds a 380-point ELO advantage — that’s not a mismatch, that’s a mountain.

FC Prediction:

Fargo Knights 38, Galaktische Kickers 13
The Knights overwhelm early and never let up.

🔥 GAME 3
Gladiatori Roma (13-3, ELO 1,035) vs. Neroverde (12-4, ELO 751)

“Rome looks dominant — Neroverde looks hopeful.”

FC Breakdown:

Roma enters the postseason looking like contenders, not pretenders. Their passing game is elite, their defense is championship-level, and their overall rating is the highest of any Wildcard team.

Neroverde… has heart. But heart vs. Rome rarely ends well.

FC Key Stat:

Roma boasts an 85.5% pass defense, the highest of the eight teams playing this week.

FC Prediction:

Gladiatori Roma 34, Neroverde 10
Neroverde fights; Roma conquers.

🔥 GAME 4
IONS (12-4, ELO 751) vs. Texas Reapers (12-4, ELO 860)

“The FireCenter Game of the Week — buckle up.”

FC Breakdown:

This is the most evenly matched game, at least by record. But stylistically, these teams couldn’t be more different.

IONS can sling it — 80.2% passing, great yardage potential, explosive play threat.

The Reapers?
Balanced. Disciplined. Battle-tested. And with significantly better special teams, which becomes critical in playoff football.

FC Key Stat:

Special Teams:

Reapers: 76.5%

IONS: 63.8%
In the postseason, this difference is enormous.

FC Prediction:

Texas Reapers 30, IONS 24
Your Reapers survive a fourth-quarter push and move into the Divisional Round.