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| posted: 2025-12-08 15:19:27 (ID: 100195722) Edits found: 1 Report Abuse | |
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Ok guys, I don't know anything about this league, or who the top teams or OG managers are mostly.. so this is just for pure fun with an AI assist....
🟦🔥 DEVIL CAST – SEASON 63 KICKOFF SPECIAL 🔥🟦 “New Ocean. Same Hellfire.” Welcome to Sea Devils – Season 63, where the waters are cold, the rivalries are hot, and every franchise starts the year pretending they didn’t spend the entire offseason panicking about their depth chart. For the first time ever, Devil Cast rises from the dark trenches of the Sea Devils to bring you the sharpest, saltiest, most brutally honest coverage of the league you’re going to find. If you came here for polite analysis and sugar-coated optimism… this ain’t it. We’re here for reality, chaos, and top-level RZA degeneracy. Season 63 begins with 32 teams swimming in the Deep Blue, grouped into divisions that range from “elite shark pit” to “those guys flapping around like they forgot how to swim.” Let’s dive in. 🟥 AC CONFERENCE 🟥 Where the hits are loud, the standings are tight, and at least half the teams will swear the sim is rigged by Week 4. AC EAST Badalona Cheetahs • Devon Warriors • Glasgow Tigers • Terrifying Hamsters Welcome to the division where the mascots alone sound like a randomizer gone rogue. Badalona flashes speed, Glasgow brings grit, Devon pretends their rebuild is “right on track,” and the Hamsters… well, they’re terrifying. Genuinely. Nobody knows why. Nobody asks. AC NORTH Baltimore Blue Crabs • Constanta Sailors • Fuenlabrada Falcons • Rome Torresina If you like seafood, seafaring, or searing pain, the AC North is ready. Rome Torresina enters Season 63 looking like the most balanced threat, but the Blue Crabs have a nasty habit of showing up when you least expect it—like crabs do. The Sailors and Falcons? Wild cards. Dangerous wild cards. AC SOUTH Jungle Monkeys • London Silverbacks • Patagonia Raptors • Rome Centurions This division looks like evolution got confused. Raptors. Monkeys. Silverbacks. And a squad of Romans who wandered in from 2000 years ago. The talent is stacked, though: Patagonia is the early favorite, but London’s veteran roster won’t go quietly. Centurions hit hard. Jungle Monkeys hit harder. AC WEST Black Knights • Konjarnik HighTowers • Versailles Victors • Wrexham Exiles The Black Knights come in armored and angry. Konjarnik’s HighTowers… well, they’re tall. Literally or metaphorically, nobody knows. Versailles and Wrexham round out a division that looks quiet on paper but tends to devolve into fistfights by midseason. 🟦 NC CONFERENCE 🟦 Your home waters. The Sea Devils heartland. The place where the playoff dreams of many teams will come to die dramatically in Week 17. NC EAST Bergen Buisers • Copenhagen Chargers • Downriver Seals • Sheffield Wednesday This might quietly be one of the nastiest divisions this season. Bergen hits like a truck, Copenhagen is always lurking, Sheffield plays spoiler, and the Seals? If last year proved anything, never underestimate anything that can hold its breath this long. NC NORTH Hamburg Sea Lions • Riga Smokers • St Pauli Packers • Texas Reapers Welcome to your neighborhood, Bleak — and it’s not a friendly one. • Hamburg Sea Lions – Always physical, always disciplined. • Riga Smokers – Tons of talent, questionable lung capacity. • St Pauli Packers – Smart, methodical, irritatingly consistent. • Texas Reapers – The wild card with lethal potential and the best branding in the division (fight me). This division could shuffle weekly. Expect violence. NC SOUTH dERBENT CONVICTS • Manta Rays • Northern Storm • Social Distance Runners Sea creatures, weather systems, prisoners, and a team founded during a pandemic — this division has everything. Northern Storm is the early front-runner, but don’t sleep on the Convicts. They will shank you in the standings. Manta Rays bring speed; Social Distance brings unpredictability. NC WEST Gaylord Zalexapin • Michipcoiten Corsairs • Minnesota Minotaurs • Minnesota Silver Foxes The Minnesotan Civil War continues as the Minotaurs and Silver Foxes prepare to bash each other twice a year. Zalexapin is a sleeper. Corsairs? They yo-yo but when they’re “on,” they ruin seasons. Last edited on 2025-12-08 15:36:18 by Bleakardor |
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| posted: 2025-12-08 15:27:14 (ID: 100195723) Edits found: 2 Report Abuse | |
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LOL after looking over some of the rosters and last years results, this is soooo off. But, still funny as hell. Hope you enjoy it. If nothing else, should be good for a chuckle or two.
I'm going to do another with a season 62 recap in consideration... Sorry for spamming. I'm bored, tired, and fighting sleep. (fight me!) lol I went ahead and posted the follow up (S62 recap) on the S62 forum. Last edited on 2025-12-08 15:34:43 by Bleakardor |
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| posted: 2025-12-08 15:31:52 (ID: 100195727) Report Abuse | |
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You will be fought about this „best branding in the NC North“ notion.
And you will be fought hard!  |
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| posted: 2025-12-08 15:34:11 (ID: 100195730) Report Abuse | |
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Chrill wrote:
You will be fought about this „best branding in the NC North“ notion. And you will be fought hard! |
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| posted: 2025-12-08 15:52:19 (ID: 100195732) Report Abuse | |
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Chrill wrote:
Tvllo wrote:
to bad schedule for my team  We have almost the same as last season, with the same divisions we played in S62 (NC South and AC North). Would have preferred some variety, but it it what it is. Now we sit and wait who joins the NC North  My schedule is ok, I don't expect us to do very well anyway, but if we can just win 7 games I'll be happy, though i'm not happy we have to go against Stabler's team with a new name first |
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| posted: 2025-12-08 15:55:43 (ID: 100195733) Report Abuse | |
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BREAKING
After some discussion, LB Chad Thurman does not plan to retire after S63, he will play S63 and S64 with the same wage as before with the new contract (the contract did not change his opinion on retiring, he just didn't want to retire after S63) |
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