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Chelt Nam Bobbers by Jonny Utah
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Quokkas on steroids by pete
Match of the Day

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Kickoff: 2025-04-15 18:00:00 (League)
Team   Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 OT FT
Chelt Nam Bobbers
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@ Quokkas on steroids
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Attendance: 136006
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15:00 Cointoss won by Quokkas on steroids, elects to receive
15:00 Errol Keller (K) kicks the ball for 71, results in a touchback, offense is on the field now, 1 and 10 on own 20 more
15:00 1 and 10 to go on own 20, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) breaks through the line, Ian Sandlin (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, the receiver of this inner left pass catches the ball, Neville Sherman (CB/R) made the tackle, forward progress: 11 yards, New first down (Pro set vs. 4-3-4) more
14:29 1 and 10 to go on own 31, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, the receiver of this inner left pass catches the ball, the tackle was missed by Neville Sherman (CB/R), Gregg Conover (OLB/R) tackled him, forward progress: 14 yards, New first down (Wishbone vs. 4-3-4) more
13:57 1 and 10 to go on own 45, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Kamil Ventura (WR/R) as target, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) breaks through the line, the pass goes inner right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Hugh Hickson (CB/L) missed the tackle, tackled by Ákos Sós (CB/L), forward progress: 13 yards, New first down (Singleback Spread vs. Dime 4DL MLB 4CB 2SF) more
13:26 1 and 10 to go on opp 42, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Florentino Vaccaro (HB/L) gets the ball, he starts running over the left end, there is no Defense Line after the block, Florentino Vaccaro (HB/L) tackled by Gregg Conover (OLB/R), forward progress: 8 yards (Wishbone vs. 3-4-4) more
12:57 2 and 2 to go on opp 34, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Bartłomiej Jańczyk (TE/R) as target, Ubul Grissom (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, the pass goes inner right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Bartłomiej Jańczyk (TE/R) tackled by Jeremiah Jones (OLB/L), forward progress: 5 yards, New first down (I-formation vs. 3-4-4) more
12:23 1 and 10 to go on opp 29, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, Esteban Sáez (DE/R) breaks through, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/C) blocks, the pass goes outer screen right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/R) tackled by Hugh Hickson (CB/L), forward progress: 6 yards (Big I formation vs. 3-3-5) more
11:54 2 and 4 to go on opp 23, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, Ian Sandlin (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, the receiver of this outer screen left pass catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/L) tackled by Neville Sherman (CB/R), forward progress: 4 yards, New first down (Pro set vs. 5-3-3) more
11:24 1 and 10 to go on opp 19, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Lazaro Hamer (WR/R) as target, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) breaks through, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes outer screen right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Lazaro Hamer (WR/R) tackled by Hugh Hickson (CB/L), forward progress: 7 yards (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-3-5) more
10:55 2 and 3 to go on opp 12, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Lazaro Hamer (WR/R) as target, Ian Sandlin (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, this outer right pass is incomplete, overthrown, no progress (I-formation vs. 3-4-4) more
10:46 3 and 3 to go on opp 12, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) gets the ball, this seems to be a run over the right end, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) brings down Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R), nice tackle, forward progress: 1 yards (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 5-2) more
10:19 Paulo Kyle (K) kicks the ball for the field goal, 28 yard field goal is good
10:16 Paulo Kyle (K) kicks the ball for 71, results in a touchback, offense is on the field now, 1 and 10 on own 20 more
10:16 1 and 10 to go on own 20, Roman Osborne (OC) snaps the ball to Constantino Garrido (QB), Elden Bradley (HB/C) gets the ball, this seems to be a run over the right guard, Connor Boafo (MLB) goes for the blitz, Clement Jacques (TE/L) blocks, Elden Bradley (HB/C) tackled by Nicky Herrera (MLB), forward progress: 6 yards (Big I formation vs. 4-4-3) more
10:10 Quokkas on steroids: Pablo Gracia (OLB/R) injured (Twisted knee) during the play (Big I formation vs. 4-4-3) more
10:10 2 and 4 to go on own 26, Roman Osborne (OC) snaps the ball to Constantino Garrido (QB), Constantino Garrido (QB) selected Folio Leakona (WR/L) as target, Eitel Olsen (OLB/L) seems to go for the blitz, this outer screen left pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Folio Leakona (WR/L) tackled by Boon-Mee Koh (CB/R), forward progress: 5 yards, New first down (Pro set vs. 4-4-3) more
9:40 1 and 10 to go on own 31, Roman Osborne (OC) snaps the ball to Constantino Garrido (QB), Elden Bradley (HB/C) gets the ball, this seems to be a run over the center, Eitel Olsen (OLB/L) goes for the blitz, Ned Haggard (TE/R) blocks, Elden Bradley (HB/C) tackled by Arlen Wilcox (NT), forward progress: tackle for loss of 2 yards (Singleback Big vs. 3-4-4) more
9:13 2 and 12 to go on own 29, Roman Osborne (OC) snaps the ball to Constantino Garrido (QB), Constantino Garrido (QB) selected Clement Jacques (TE/L) as target, Connor Boafo (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, the receiver of this outer screen left pass catches the ball, Clement Jacques (TE/L) tackled by Fourie Bekker (OLB/R), forward progress: 6 yards (Big I formation vs. 3-4-4) more
8:43 3 and 6 to go on own 35, Roman Osborne (OC) snaps the ball to Constantino Garrido (QB), who hands off to Egor Rodin (FB/C), this seems to be a run over the left end, Barney Hartwell (DE/L) brings down Egor Rodin (FB/C), nice tackle, forward progress: tackle for loss of 2 yards (Goalline O vs. 4-4-3) more
8:16 Eric Woodbury (P) punts the ball from own 33 for 44, Lazaro Hamer (KR/C) is returning the ball, no, the ball was downed, no return
8:16 1 and 10 to go on own 23, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) breaks through the line, Gregg Conover (OLB/R) seems to go for the blitz, the pass goes inner left to the receiver, incomplete, he was not able to make the catch, no progress (Pro set vs. 4-3-4) more
8:07 2 and 10 to go on own 23, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Lazaro Hamer (WR/R) as target, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/C) blocks, the pass goes outer right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Hugh Hickson (CB/L) tackled him, forward progress: 12 yards, New first down (Wishbone vs. 4-4-3) more
7:36 1 and 10 to go on own 35, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Bartłomiej Jańczyk (TE/R) as target, Esteban Sáez (DE/R) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/C) blocks, the pass goes inner right to the receiver, incomplete, overthrown, no progress (I-formation vs. 4-3-4) more
7:27 2 and 10 to go on own 35, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Lazaro Hamer (WR/R) as target, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/C) blocks, Jeremiah Jones (OLB/L) seems to go for the blitz, this outer right pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Hugh Hickson (CB/L) missed his chance for a tackle, Ian Sandlin (MLB) tackled him, forward progress: 8 yards (Wishbone vs. 4-3-4) more
6:56 3 and 2 to go on own 43, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, Gregg Conover (OLB/R) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes outer left to the receiver, who catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/L) tackled by Neville Sherman (CB/R), forward progress: 8 yards, New first down (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 4-4-3) more
6:22 1 and 10 to go on opp 49, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Lazaro Hamer (WR/R) as target, Joey Hansen (FS/R) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, this outer right pass is incomplete, the receiver was not able to make the catch, no progress (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
6:14 Quokkas on steroids: Lazaro Hamer (WR/R) injured (Twisted knee) during the play (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
6:14 2 and 10 to go on opp 49, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (WR/R) as target, Jerome Hahn (SS/L) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, this outer right pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, the tackle was missed by Hugh Hickson (CB/L), Jeremiah Jones (OLB/L) made the tackle, forward progress: 14 yards, New first down (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
6:05 Quokkas on steroids: Pablo Gracia (OLB/R) is back in the game after his injury (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
5:42 1 and 10 to go on opp 35, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (WR/R) as target, Jerome Hahn (SS/L) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes outer right to the receiver, who catches the ball, tackled by Hugh Hickson (CB/L), forward progress: 9 yards (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
5:11 2 and 1 to go on opp 26, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (WR/R) as target, Ian Sandlin (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, the receiver of this outer right pass catches the ball, Hanni Partridge (WR/R) tackled by Hugh Hickson (CB/L), forward progress: 7 yards, New first down (I-formation vs. 4-3-4) more
4:37 1 and 10 to go on opp 19, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, this outer screen left pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/L) tackled by Neville Sherman (CB/R), forward progress: 5 yards (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-3-5) more
4:08 2 and 5 to go on opp 14, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (WR/R) as target, Ubul Grissom (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes outer right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Hanni Partridge (WR/R) tackled by Hugh Hickson (CB/L), forward progress: 4 yards (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 5-2) more
3:34 3 and 1 to go on opp 10, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, Gregg Conover (OLB/R) seems to go for the blitz, Esteban Sáez (DE/R) breaks through, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, this outer screen left pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/L) tackled by Neville Sherman (CB/R), forward progress: 5 yards, New first down (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 4-4-3) more
3:05 1 and goal to go on opp 5, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, Joey Hansen (FS/L) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the receiver of this outer screen left pass catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/L) tackled by Neville Sherman (CB/R), forward progress: 3 yards (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 4-3-4) more
2:35 2 and goal to go on opp 2, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (WR/R) as target, Clifford Smyth (DE/L) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/C) blocks, Jeremiah Jones (OLB/L) seems to go for the blitz, the receiver of this outer right pass catches the ball, Hanni Partridge (WR/R) tackled by Hugh Hickson (CB/L), forward progress: 2 yards (I-formation vs. 3-4-4) more
2:25 touchdown more
2:25 Ball spotted on the 15, Paulo Kyle (K) kicks the ball for the PAT, PAT is good
2:25 Paulo Kyle (K) kicks the ball for 67, results in a touchback, offense is on the field now, 1 and 10 on own 20 more
2:25 1 and 10 to go on own 20, Roman Osborne (OC) snaps the ball to Constantino Garrido (QB), Constantino Garrido (QB) selected Theodore Stroud (WR/R) as target, the pass goes outer right to the receiver, who catches the ball, there is no defensive back around to tackle him, this was a 80 yards pass (Goalline O vs. 4-4-3) more
2:00 touchdown more
2:00 Ball spotted on the 15, Errol Keller (K) kicks the ball for the PAT, PAT is good
2:00 Errol Keller (K) kicks the ball for 71, results in a touchback, offense is on the field now, 1 and 10 on own 20 more
2:00 1 and 10 to go on own 20, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (WR/R) as target, Gregg Conover (OLB/R) seems to go for the blitz, the receiver of this outer right pass catches the ball, Neville Sherman (CB/L) tackled him, forward progress: 13 yards, New first down (Pro set vs. 3-3-5) more
1:29 1 and 10 to go on own 33, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/L) as target, Ubul Grissom (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the receiver of this outer screen left pass catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/L) tackled by Ted Harms (CB/R), forward progress: 4 yards (Shotgun 4 WR vs. Dime 4DL MLB 4CB 2SF) more
0:59 2 and 6 to go on own 37, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), who hands off to Florentino Vaccaro (HB/L), this seems to be a run over the left end, Tristan Leal (DE/R) breaks through, Esteban Sáez (DE/L) brings down Florentino Vaccaro (HB/L), nice tackle, forward progress: 1 yards (Pro set vs. 5-2) more
0:32 3 and 5 to go on own 38, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), who hands off to Mohammed Hamid (HB/R), he starts running over the right end, Jeremiah Jones (OLB/L) goes for the blitz, there is no Defense Line after the block, Mohammed Hamid (HB/R) sees no OLBs, and gets tackled by Jerome Hahn (SS/L), forward progress: 14 yards, New first down (Wishbone vs. 3-4-4) more
0:01 1 and 10 to go on opp 48, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Kamil Ventura (WR/L) as target, Jerome Hahn (SS/L) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes inner left to the receiver, who catches the ball, Ted Harms (CB/R) made the tackle, forward progress: 8 yards (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
Recap

Football Follies: A Critical Analysis

Written by The Reviewer of Ridiculousness

What an absolute thrill ride we had at St. James's Gate, with 136,006 wide-eyed spectators watching what experts called a "close game." Close indeed, if you're measuring by the distance between the Quokkas on steroids and any semblance of sanity! Our two teams were the homely Quokkas on steroids and the perpetually confused Chelt Nam Bobbers. The first quarter kicked off with promise, as the Bobbers seemed to have a flair for the dramatic right out of the gates. Naturally, this excitement peaked when Quokkas took the lead with a touchdown, only to respond with a majestic display of competence that came to a grinding halt at nearly every other play. At one point, they even led their offense into three consecutive tackles for losses. Who knew gaining ground could be so... challenging?

Let’s not forget the riveting back-and-forth score exchanges, or shall I say, the Quokkas showcasing their ability to *not* turn the ball over for an obstruction of the Bobbers' defense, which, let’s face it, could have used a GPS to find the end zone.

Speaking of turnovers, the fumbles! Ah, the sweet smell of utter chaos! Remember how a Quokka's game plan suddenly transformed into 'pass the buck' as they fumbled right into the hands of the opposition? Not to mention how they showcased the finesse of a toddler learning to walk towards a candy jar with the graceful ballet of missed tackles and dropped passes all over the field.

As we stumbled into the final quarter, the scores kept climbing, like a child running up a down escalator—until eventually the game culminated in what can only be described as a last-minute miracle for the Chelt Nam Bobbers. "If at first you don't succeed, tackle, tackle again" seemed to be their motto as they charged up the field, clawing back to a valiant attempt at the lead.

But alas, in the end, the Quokkas on steroids would reign supreme over the confused sailors, finishing with the only score that mattered, Chelt Nam Bobbers 21 - Quokkas on steroids 27. This was a game to remember, not necessarily for the excitement, but for the sheer amount of confusion this encounter incited! Let's just hope next week's game is better—or at least marginally more coherent!