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Match of the Day

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Kickoff: 2024-12-15 18:00:00 (Friendly Cup)
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HAMBURG SEA LIONS
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@ Quokkas on steroids
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15:00 Cointoss won by Quokkas on steroids, elects to receive
15:00 Janusz Hämmisegger (K) kicks the ball for 70, results in a touchback, offense is on the field now, 1 and 10 on own 20 more
15:00 1 and 10 to go on own 20, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Dominick Prince (TE/R) as target, the pass goes inner right to the receiver, incomplete, overthrown, no progress (Pro set vs. 4-4-3) more
14:52 2 and 10 to go on own 20, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, Pius Schneider (DE/L) breaks through the line, overthrown outer right pass, incomplete, no progress (Pro set vs. 4-4-3) more
14:43 Quokkas on steroids: Rami Ommar (OT/R) injured (Twisted knee) during the play (Pro set vs. 4-4-3) more
14:43 3 and 10 to go on own 20, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), who hands off to Matthew Lockhart (HB/L), he starts running over the left end, Pius Schneider (DE/L) brings down Matthew Lockhart (HB/L), nice tackle, forward progress: tackle for loss of 1 yards (Pro set vs. 4-4-3) more
14:16 Laszlo Linder (P) punts the ball from own 19 for 36, Dau Ngige (KR/C) is returning the ball, no, he signals a Fair Catch, no return
14:16 1 and 10 to go on own 45, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Lewis Urquhart (HB/C) gets the ball, this seems to be a run over the right end, Connor Boafo (MLB) goes for the blitz, Monroe Riera (TE/L) blocks, Lewis Urquhart (HB/C) tackled by Marco Soliz (DE/R), forward progress: 1 yards (Big I formation vs. 4-4-3) more
13:48 2 and 9 to go on own 46, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Lewis Urquhart (HB/C) gets the ball, this seems to be a run over the right tackle, Movind Krishnamurthy (MLB) goes for the blitz, Monroe Riera (TE/R) blocks, Lewis Urquhart (HB/C) tackled by Jarrod Downey (DT/R), forward progress: tackle for loss of 1 yards (I-formation vs. 4-4-3) more
13:21 3 and 10 to go on own 45, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Navdeep Pawan (QB) selected Monroe Riera (TE/L) as target, Movind Krishnamurthy (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, Montell Mullings (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes inner left to the receiver, incomplete, overthrown, no progress (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
13:12 Janusz Hämmisegger (P) punts the ball from own 45 for 42, Matthew Lockhart (KR/C) is returning the ball, no, the ball was downed, no return
13:12 1 and 10 to go on own 13, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (TE/L) as target, this inner left pass is incomplete, overthrown, no progress (Shotgun 2 WR vs. Dime 4DL MLB 4CB 2SF) more
13:04 2 and 10 to go on own 13, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, this outer right pass is incomplete, overthrown, no progress (Flexbone vs. 4-4-3) more
12:55 3 and 10 to go on own 13, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), who hands off to Matthew Lockhart (HB/L), he starts running over the left end, Pius Schneider (DE/L) breaks through, Hanni Partridge (TE/R) blocks, Pius Schneider (DE/L) tackles Matthew Lockhart (HB/L), forward progress: tackle for loss of 2 yards (Pro set vs. 4-4-3) more
12:28 Laszlo Linder (P) punts the ball from own 11 for 43, Dau Ngige (KR/C) is returning the ball, tackled by Sergej Willhelm (G/L), this was a 7 yards return
12:25 1 and 10 to go on opp 47, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), who hands off to Lewis Urquhart (HB/C), this seems to be a run over the right end, Fourie Bekker (OLB/L) goes for the blitz, Dino Moller (TE/R) blocks, Marco Soliz (DE/R) tackles Lewis Urquhart (HB/C), forward progress: no gain (Big I formation vs. 4-4-3) more
11:57 2 and 10 to go on opp 47, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), hands off to Lewis Urquhart (HB/C), this seems to be a run over the right guard, Marco Soliz (DE/R) breaks through, Pablo Gracia (OLB/R) goes for the blitz, Montell Mullings (FB/C) blocks, Jarrod Downey (DT/R) tackles Lewis Urquhart (HB/C), forward progress: 1 yards (I-formation vs. 4-4-3) more
11:53 Quokkas on steroids: Fourie Bekker (OLB/L) injured (Sprained ankle) during the play (I-formation vs. 4-4-3) more
11:53 3 and 9 to go on opp 46, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Navdeep Pawan (QB) selected Dino Moller (TE/R) as target, Movind Krishnamurthy (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, Montell Mullings (FB/R) blocks, the receiver of this inner right pass catches the ball, Dino Moller (TE/R) tackled by Nicky Herrera (OLB/L), forward progress: 3 yards (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
11:19 Janusz Hämmisegger (P) punts the ball from opp 43 for 34, out of bounds
11:19 1 and 10 to go on own 9, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Ben Davis (TE/R) as target, Beniaminio Apulu (DE/R) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes inner right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Andrew Roth (CB/L) made the tackle, forward progress: 12 yards, New first down (Shotgun 2 WR vs. Dime 4DL MLB 4CB 2SF) more
10:48 1 and 10 to go on own 21, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Aco Blazevski (WR/L) as target, this outer left pass is incomplete, the receiver was not able to make the catch, no progress (Pro set vs. 4-4-3) more
10:39 2 and 10 to go on own 21, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, the pass goes outer right to the receiver, incomplete, overthrown, no progress (I-formation vs. 3-4-4) more
10:31 3 and 10 to go on own 21, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Dudley Pasquato (HB/L) gets the ball, he starts running over the left end, Pius Schneider (DE/L) tackles Dudley Pasquato (HB/L), forward progress: 1 yards (Flexbone vs. 4-4-3) more
10:03 Laszlo Linder (P) punts the ball from own 22 for 35, Dau Ngige (KR/C) is returning the ball, no, he signals a Fair Catch, no return
10:03 1 and 10 to go on own 43, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), hands off to Lewis Urquhart (HB/C), he starts running over the right end, Lewis Urquhart (HB/C) tackled by Marco Soliz (DE/R), forward progress: tackle for loss of 1 yards (Big I formation vs. 4-4-3) more
9:59 HAMBURG SEA LIONS: Klaus Hartmann (OG/R) injured (Twisted knee) during the play (Big I formation vs. 4-4-3) more
9:59 2 and 11 to go on own 42, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Lewis Urquhart (HB/C) gets the ball, he starts running over the center, Marco Soliz (DE/R) breaks through, Movind Krishnamurthy (MLB) goes for the blitz, Monroe Riera (TE/R) blocks, Lewis Urquhart (HB/C) tackled by Barney Hartwell (NT), forward progress: tackle for loss of 2 yards (I-formation vs. 3-4-4) more
9:54 Quokkas on steroids: Rami Ommar (OT/R) is back in the game after his injury (I-formation vs. 3-4-4) more
9:31 3 and 13 to go on own 40, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Navdeep Pawan (QB) selected Monroe Riera (TE/L) as target, this inner left pass is incomplete, overthrown, no progress (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
9:23 Quokkas on steroids: Efrén Aguilar (CB/R) injured (Sprained ankle) during the play (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
9:23 Janusz Hämmisegger (P) punts the ball from own 40 for 53, Matthew Lockhart (KR/C) is returning the ball, no, he signals a Fair Catch, no return
9:23 1 and 10 to go on own 7, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Aco Blazevski (WR/L) as target, this outer left pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Etienne Labbe (CB/R) missed the tackle, Alessandro Borrelli (OLB/R) made the tackle, forward progress: 9 yards (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
8:51 2 and 1 to go on own 16, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, the pass goes outer right to the receiver, incomplete, overthrown, no progress (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 4-4-3) more
8:43 3 and 1 to go on own 16, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Dominick Prince (TE/L) as target, Pius Schneider (DE/L) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/C) blocks, the receiver of this outer left pass catches the ball, Dominick Prince (TE/L) tackled by Alessandro Borrelli (OLB/R), forward progress: 4 yards, New first down (Big I formation vs. 4-4-3) more
8:09 1 and 10 to go on own 20, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, Jordi Riera (DE/L) breaks through, this outer screen right pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/R) tackled by Andrew Roth (CB/L), forward progress: 9 yards (Pro set vs. 3-4-4) more
7:40 2 and 1 to go on own 29, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Aco Blazevski (WR/L) as target, the receiver of this outer left pass catches the ball, Aco Blazevski (WR/L) tackled by Inunnguaq Zeeb (CB/R), forward progress: 8 yards, New first down (I-formation vs. 4-4-3) more
7:06 1 and 10 to go on own 37, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, the pass goes outer right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Andrew Roth (CB/L) made the tackle, forward progress: 13 yards, New first down (I-formation vs. 4-4-3) more
6:35 1 and 10 to go on 50, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), who hands off to Dudley Pasquato (HB/L), this seems to be a run over the left end, Beniaminio Apulu (DE/R) breaks through, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/C) blocks, Dudley Pasquato (HB/L) tackled by Jordi Riera (DE/L), forward progress: no gain (Flexbone vs. 4-4-3) more
6:07 2 and 10 to go on 50, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Aco Blazevski (WR/L) as target, Beniaminio Apulu (DE/R) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, this outer left pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Inunnguaq Zeeb (CB/R) tackled him, forward progress: 12 yards, New first down (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
5:59 Quokkas on steroids: Fourie Bekker (OLB/L) is back in the game after his injury (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
5:59 HAMBURG SEA LIONS: Klaus Hartmann (OG/R) is back in the game after his injury (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
5:36 1 and 10 to go on opp 38, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, Boyce Weaver (FS/L) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the receiver of this outer screen right pass catches the ball, Rodger Hawes (WR/R) tackled by Etienne Labbe (CB/L), forward progress: 4 yards (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-3-5) more
5:06 2 and 6 to go on opp 34, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), who hands off to Matthew Lockhart (HB/L), he starts running over the left end, there is no Defense Line after the block, Matthew Lockhart (HB/L) tackled by Alessandro Borrelli (OLB/R), forward progress: 10 yards, New first down (Pro set vs. 3-4-4) more
4:37 1 and 10 to go on opp 24, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Aco Blazevski (WR/L) as target, Boyce Weaver (FS/L) seems to go for the blitz, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, this outer left pass goes to the receiver, who catches the ball, Inunnguaq Zeeb (CB/R) made the tackle, forward progress: 14 yards, New first down (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-3-5) more
4:06 1 and goal to go on opp 10, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Rodger Hawes (WR/R) as target, Jordi Riera (DE/L) breaks through, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, he passes outer screen right to him, intercepted by Andrew Roth (CB/L) on the opp 10 (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
4:03 Andrew Roth (CB/L) returns the ball, Hanni Partridge (WR/R) made the tackle, this was a 48 yards interception return (3-4-4 vs. Shotgun 4 WR) more
3:49 1 and 10 to go on opp 42, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Navdeep Pawan (QB) selected Monroe Riera (TE/R) as target, Marco Soliz (DE/R) breaks through the line, Montell Mullings (FB/C) blocks, Connor Boafo (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, the pass goes inner right to the receiver, who catches the ball, tackled by Ulan Turaev (CB/L), forward progress: 9 yards (I-formation vs. 4-4-3) more
3:18 2 and 1 to go on opp 33, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Navdeep Pawan (QB) selected Süleyman Berger (WR/R) as target, Pablo Gracia (OLB/R) seems to go for the blitz, the receiver of this outer right pass catches the ball, Süleyman Berger (WR/R) tackled by Ulan Turaev (CB/L), forward progress: 3 yards, New first down (Goalline O vs. 4-4-3) more
2:44 1 and 10 to go on opp 30, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Mohammad Bolen (HB/L) gets the ball, this seems to be a run over the left end, Eloy Wenzel (DE/L) breaks through, Fourie Bekker (OLB/L) goes for the blitz, Montell Mullings (FB/C) blocks, Eloy Wenzel (DE/L) tackles Mohammad Bolen (HB/L), forward progress: tackle for loss of 2 yards (Flexbone vs. 4-4-3) more
2:17 2 and 12 to go on opp 32, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Navdeep Pawan (QB) selected Leonard Sharp (WR/L) as target, Movind Krishnamurthy (MLB) seems to go for the blitz, overthrown outer left pass, incomplete, no progress (Goalline O vs. 4-4-3) more
2:08 3 and 12 to go on opp 32, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), hands off to Mohammad Bolen (HB/R), he starts running over the right end, Fourie Bekker (OLB/L) goes for the blitz, Mohammad Bolen (HB/R) sees no OLBs, there is no SS who could tackle him, Mohammad Bolen (HB/R) tackled by Sergej Willhelm (CB/L), forward progress: 15 yards, New first down (Wishbone vs. 4-4-3) more
1:36 1 and 10 to go on opp 17, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), Navdeep Pawan (QB) selected Leonard Sharp (WR/L) as target, the pass goes outer left to the receiver, incomplete, overthrown, no progress (Wishbone vs. 5-3-3) more
1:27 2 and 10 to go on opp 17, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), who hands off to Àlex Riera (FB/R), he starts running over the center, Fourie Bekker (OLB/R) goes for the blitz, Monroe Riera (TE/L) blocks, Arlen Wilcox (DT/L) brings down Àlex Riera (FB/R), nice tackle, forward progress: 1 yards (Shotgun 2 WR vs. 4-4-3) more
1:00 3 and 9 to go on opp 16, Moreno Semenzato (OC) snaps the ball to Navdeep Pawan (QB), who hands off to Àlex Riera (FB/C), this seems to be a run over the right guard, Marco Soliz (DE/L) breaks through, Connor Boafo (MLB) goes for the blitz, Barney Hartwell (NT) brings down Àlex Riera (FB/C), nice tackle, forward progress: tackle for loss of 2 yards (Wishbone vs. 3-3-5) more
0:32 Janusz Hämmisegger (K) kicks the ball for the field goal, 35 yard field goal is good
0:28 Janusz Hämmisegger (K) kicks the ball for 60, Matthew Lockhart (KR/R) returns, tackled by Zoran Moreira (G/L), this was a 14 yards return, offense is on the field now, 1 and 10 on own 19 more
0:23 Quokkas on steroids: Efrén Aguilar (CB/R) is back in the game after his injury
0:23 1 and 10 to go on own 19, Dierk Lehmann (OC) snaps the ball to Vili Bichßel (QB), Vili Bichßel (QB) selected Hanni Partridge (WR/R) as target, Beniaminio Apulu (DE/R) breaks through the line, Zain Chuasiriporn (FB/R) blocks, the pass goes inner right to the receiver, who catches the ball, Etienne Labbe (CB/L) made the tackle, forward progress: 14 yards, New first down (Shotgun 4 WR vs. 3-4-4) more
Recap

Highlights of the Most Boring Game Ever

Written by Fumble McFlapdoodle

So, you want to hear about the football game between the Quokkas on Steroids and the Hamburg Sea Lions? Well, buckle up because this might be the most mundane recount of a sport I've ever had the misfortune to observe. The final score? Oh, just a thrilling 37 for the Hamburg Sea Lions and a rather unimpressive 20 for the Quokkas on Steroids. Amazing, I know.

Right from the get-go, there was a coin toss – exhilarating, right? The home team, the Quokkas (who names their team after a small marsupial anyway?), won the toss and chose to receive, likely hoping for some miracle to unfold, which, spoiler alert, did not happen. They started with a long boring drive that resulted in a lot of incomplete passes, tackles, and apparently a couple of injuries. Because why not throw in some injuries to spice things up? Rami Ommar twisted his knee, and Klaus Hartmann ultimately twisted… something too. How exciting.

Fast forward through a mountain of lost yardage, missed catches, and a particularly riveting punt by Laszlo Linder. The game continued down a dark path paved with poorly executed plays and the inevitable sorrow that is a scoreless quarter. Ah, but behold, the second quarter! A burst of action as the Quokkas finally got on the scoreboard with a field goal, bringing the score to a roaring 3-0. The Sea Lions didn’t take long to answer back and put a significant dent in the Quokkas’ hope with a touchdown, making it 6-3. Couldn't you just feel the thrill?

As the game trudged on, there were turnovers galore. I'd mention the interception returned for 48 yards, but honestly, who cares? It's football—everyone fumbles at least once and acts like it’s the end of the world. The Sea Lions were killing it, putting scores on the board like it was their job (oh wait, it is). With each touchdown, they moved from a pathetic 6 to a glorious 37. The Quokkas, bless their hearts, barely managed a 20—mind you, with the final score creeping closer with each passing play.

When all was said and done, the Quokkas did manage to score a couple of touchdowns in a pitiful attempt to salvage a modicum of pride, but I could barely muster the effort to look away from my screen. They fared slightly better at the end but not nearly enough to drown out the monumental yawns they inspired throughout the game. There were field goals, a few critical injuries, and plenty of sacks, but none of it filled the deeply rooted boredom sitting in my soul. 37 to 20, so thrilling, it could put a coffee addict to sleep.

In summary, football isn't my thing, and I'm convinced it shouldn't be yours either. If you were hoping for excitement, drama, and emotionally charged moments, you're better off watching paint dry or catching the latest on home improvement shows. But hey, if masochism is your game, at least you've got the Quokkas to root for—because they sure need it.